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Romantic Valentine's Day?
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Feb 4, 2020 (message contributor)
Sam was chatting with his friend Ted. He asked Ted whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
“Yes,” Ted rapidly replied, “I bought her a belt and a bag.”
“That sounds good,” Sam responded. “I hope she will like them.”
Ted grinned, “Me too. I am hoping now that the vacuum cleaner will work better.”
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