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Burning The Turkey
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Nov 25, 2019 (message contributor)
But what if you burn the bird? There is a positive way of looking at it:
• Salmonella won't be a concern
• No one will overeat.
• Everyone will think it's Cajun Blackened.
• Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
• Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newly found appreciation.
• Pets won't pester you for scraps.
• The smoke alarm was due for a test.
• Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
• After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
• You'll get to the desserts quicker.
• You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches. http://www.humormatters.com/
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