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Preachers Who Make You Throw Up!
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Aug 12, 2019 (message contributor)
A Pastor was doing his Children's Church sermon where all the kids come down to the front & hear a story. The Pastor was discussing the story of Jonah. He quoted the Scripture from Jonah: "The Lord spoke to the fish, and it vomited Jonah upon the dry land."
When the Pastor finished the verse, he started trying to solicit input from the children to help him complete his mini-sermon. He asked, "So, boys and girls, what does the fish vomiting Jonah out on dry land teach us today? One of the little boys spoke up with great enthusiasm for the entire congregation to hear and yelled out: "Pastor, It proves that even a fish can't stomach a bad preacher!“
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