Contributed by John Gaston on Sep 13, 2023
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Decaffeinated Christianity, like decaffeinated coffee, won't wake you up, it won't perk you up, it won't keep you up and it won't get you up; it's just there. It looks right, smells right, almost tastes right -- but NO POWER!
DECAFFEINATED CHRISTIANITY
Rev. 3:1
INTRODUCTION
A. COFFEE HUMOR
1. How did the hipster burn their mouth? They drank their coffee before it was cool.
2. Why did the barista get fired? They kept showing up to work in a tea-shirt.
3. How are coffee beans like teenagers? Both are always
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Assembly Of God