Summary: Douglas Bernstein, a psychology professor at the University of Illinois recently asked faculty members for the ‘most unusual, bizarre, and amazing student excuses’ they had ever heard.

He got dozens of responses from his fellow professors:

* Grandparent death: an old favorite, but one professor’s class established some sort of record when 14 of 250 students reported their grandmother’s death just before final exams.

* Car Problems: "I had an accident, the police impounded the car, and my paper is in the glove compartment."

* Animal Trauma: "I can’t be at the exam because my cat is having kittens and I am her coach."

* Crime: "I need to take the final early because the husband of a woman I am seeing is threatening to kill me."

We seem to have an excuse for everything, don’t we?

DID YOU KNOW…

• There are even websites on the internet that will help you generate an excuse! You type in the excuse you need and it generates one for you,

• Also, you can by a doctor’s excuse from a licenced physician for $14.99 to give to your employer or PE or class or anyone else.

• Every pastor could write a book on the many ridicuos excuses that he has heard. But some of the excuses he hears are better than others.

Illus: One lady gave her excuse for why she does not attend church.

• She said, "I don't go to church, and this is my excuse:

• If I go some of the time, it makes me want to go all the time.

• And since I can't go all the time, it makes me feel guilty when I miss some of the time.

• So I don't go any of the time, and this keeps me from feeling guilty when I miss going some of the time."

You have to admire some people because they are very creative and if they are going to do something, they are going to do it right.

But when people build their lives around excuses, they are doing a very dangerous thing.

• Benjamin Franklin said this about excuses; "He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else."

• Washington Carver said, “Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses."

But not only have some of the great men and women said enlightening things about excuses, so has the Word of God.

In Luke 14:16-20 Jesus tells us a story about excuse. We read, “Then said he unto him, A certain man made a great supper, and bade many: And sent his servant at supper time to say to them that were bidden, Come; for all things are now ready. And they all with one consent began to make excuse.

Look especially at Luke 14:16-20. They all with one consent began to make excuse

I guaranteed these were Baptist because I have heard some excuses just as ridiculous as these excuses.

These verses described a man who made a great supper, only to find that:

• One guest could not come because he was recently married. (Family excuse)

• One guest could not come because he had to prove five yoke of oxen, (Business excuse)

• One guest could not come because he had just purchased a piece of ground (Investment excuse)

Throughout the ages, people have given all kinds of excuses as to why they can not obey the Lord Jesus.

Even the great man Moses, gave God all kinds of excuses why he could not do what God asked him to do.

God desired to use Moses to deliver the Children of Israel from the bondage of Egypt. But Moses was like many, HE WAS FULL OF EXCUSES!

When he reach the events captured in Exodus chapter 3, Moses is already about 80 years old... and he’s had a very interesting 80 years...

• He spent his first 40 years thinking God is going use him to deliver the Israelites from their Egyptian slavery. But Moses tried to do this all on his own, without waiting on God. So, after he kills an Egyptian, he has to flee into the desert and go into hiding.

• He then spent the next 40 years as a shepherd.

And now, Moses is 80 years old... He is an old man when the events of Exodus chapter 3 happened.

• He has spent the last 40 years thinking he’s a failure...

• He had received the best education...

• He was a member of the most powerful and most wealthy family in the world...

• He had been trained and prepared to be a leader, but his efforts to free the Israelites was a huge failure, and he had to run for his life!

For 40 years, he was no longer a royal prince...

• He no longer led armies of men... He is now the leader of a flock of sheep...

• He no longer has wealth and power... Instead, he has become a simple man living a quiet life in the countryside...

• He’s given up on those thoughts of greatness... He’s content...

• He has a comfortable life... He’s probably ready to retire and take it easy.

And then he sees this bush on fire but not burning up... When Moses goes to check it out, God calls out to him...

• It’s time to deliver the people of Israel out of slavery...

• Moses, it’s not time to retire... It’s time to get going!

But instead of being excited that God is calling him into active service, Moses makes one excuse after another.

This was a BIG ASSIGNMENT, and Moses began to give God some BIG EXCUSES for why he could not do it.

Notice, the first excuse he used was -

I. HE WAS UNWORTHY

Exo. 3:11, “And Moses said unto God, Who am I, that I should go unto Pharaoh, and that I should bring forth the children of Israel out of Egypt?”

Moses felt inadequate for the job.

He said, Who am I, that I should go unto Pharaoh,

He had low self-esteem.

WHO AM I? We do not need to tell God anything about ourselves, He knows us better than we know ourselves.

Let’s look at the first excuse Moses used.

A. THE EXCUSE

Moses asks, "Who am I that I should go to Pharaoh..."

We need to cut Moses some slack here!!!

God is not asking him to go to a normal man, but to the Pharaoh of Egypt. He was the most powerful man on the face of the earth.

This is why Moses said, “Who am I that I should GO TO PHARAOH.

WHY DID MOSES FEEL THIS WAY?

• Moses came from a nation of slaves for the last forty years of his life, and might have considered himself unworthy for that reason.

• Moses recognized that Pharaoh could give the word and he was history.

But one thing for sure, he felt God was making a mistake to call him to do such a job.

But God does not make mistakes, we make a mistakes when we tell God He is making a mistake.

God never calls us to do something we cannot do.

We need to remember God is Omniscient!!!

That is, God knows everything and He knew that Moses was capiable of the job or God would not have called him to do the job.

Remember, if God calls us to do something He will give us the strength to do it!

Paul said, “I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.”

When we give God these excuses, we are telling Him we know more than He knows, and that he has made a big mistake to ask us to do such a thing.

Illus: Talking about making a mistake a man took his daughter to his office for, "Bring your kid to work day". BIG MISTAKE!

• After meeting everyone she started getting cranky and began to cry.

• As everyone gathered around to try to console her, she looked at me and in a loud voice complained, "Where are all the clowns you tell me and mommy you work with everyday?"

People make mistakes everyday but one of the biggest mistakes we can make is to accuse God of making a mistake.

That is exactly what Moses was telling God!

But if God calls us to do something, the only thing that keeps us from doing it is usually some ridiculous excuse.

Moses said, "Who am I that I should go to Pharaoh..?" This is not humility, THIS IS AN EXCUSE!

His excuse may seem plausible, but it WAS NOT! If someone is looking for excuse, one excuse is as good as another.

Illus: For example, a man did not like carrots. He gave these statistics as reasons why he did not eat carrots.

• An estimated 99.9% of all people who die from cancer and heart disease have eaten carrots.

• 99.9% of people involved in car crashes ate carrots within 90 days of their accidents.

• 93.1% of juvenile delinquents come from homes where carrots are served regularly.

• Among people born in 1839 who ate carrots, there has been a 100% mortality rate. (Life Reach Newsletter, Jan. 1992, p. 1.)

So we might use these statistics as a reason to never eat carrots.

Moses felt that he had an excuse, he felt HE WAS NOT WORTHY!

Look at-

B. GOD’S ANSWER

Exo. 3:12 “And he said, Certainly I will be with thee; and this shall be a token unto thee, that I have sent thee: When thou hast brought forth the people out of Egypt, ye shall serve God upon this mountain.”

God was saying, “You think Pharaoh is great and you are no match for Him. That is true! But Pharaoh is no match for me.”

God's answer is very simple, "I WILL BE WITH THEE."

We all go through life:

• Wanting our family to be with us

• Wanting our friends to be with us

But most of all we want to know that God is with us.

Illus: Listen, a man might be pastor of a church and his people are not with him. This is not good! This makes his job even more difficult.

But the most important thing for Him to know is this; if God called Him to do a job, GOD IS WITH HIM. We are all unqualified in one way or another, but when God calls us, He will be with us to enable us.

Moses’ excuse was HE WAS UNWORTHY.

But when people do not want to do something, and give an excuse, if that excuse does not work, they go on to the next one.

Look at his next excuse-

II. HE WAS UNLEARNED

Exo. 3:13 “And Moses said unto God, Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, what is his name? WHAT SHALL I SAY UNTO THEM?”

Moses was saying, “Lord, I am not only UNWORTHY, I am UNLEARNED!

A. THE EXCUSE

Moses pleaded IGNORANCE! He said he did not know what to say to these people.

Illus: Many use this same excuse:

• The reason I do not witness to the lost I do not know what to say…

• The reason I do not speak to visitors I do not know what to say.,

• The reason I do not witness to the lost is because I do not know what to say.

Ignorance can at times be funny if they were not so ridiculous!

Illus: Some parents were trying to help their child who was having trouble distinguishing right hand from the left.

• Dad said, "Just remember the hand that you 'write' with is your 'right' hand."

• He seemed to understand, so the dad asked,

• So what would your other hand be?"

• Little boy gave the logical answer: "The one I erase with!”

Illus: That reminds us of the CEO who was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write a 20-minute speech for him.

• When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's the idea of writing an hour-long speech for me?", he demanded.

• "Half the audience walked out before I finished."

• Jenkins was baffled. "I wrote a 20-minute speech for you," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."

But there are some folks who are not ignorant, they just use ignorance as an excuse to disobey God.

Even Moses, the great man of God, used ignorance for an excuse. He said, “…WHAT SHALL I SAY UNTO THEM?”

Look at-

B. GOD’S ANSWER.

Look at Exodus 3:14-15, we read, “And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you. And God said moreover unto Moses, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, The LORD God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, hath sent me unto you: this is my name for ever, and this is my memorial unto all generations.”

God gave Moses the answer that was needed. God will help our ignorance when we are truly serving Him.

Moses felt that he couldn’t obey God because HE WAS UNWORTHY, UNLEARNED, and -

III. HE WAS UNAUTHORIZED

That is, unauthorized in the eyes of the people, not the eyes of God.

Exo. 4:1 “And Moses answered and said, But, behold, they will not believe me, nor hearken unto my voice: for they will say, The LORD hath not appeared unto thee.”

A. THE EXCUSE

Moses is afraid that the people will not follow his leadership. In verse 1 he is saying:

• THEY WILL NOT BELIEVE ME

• THEY WILL NOT LISTEN TO ME

• THEY WILL SAY I'M LYING

B. GOD’S ANSWER

God gives Moses various signs that would prove that Moses had authority.

God said to him, “I will make them believe you.”

• In verses 2-5 I WILL TURN A ROD INTO A SNAKE

• In verses 6-8 A HAND WILL BECOME LEPROUS AND THEN NORMAL AGAIN

• In verse 9 WATER WILL TURN INTO BLOOD

Moses told God that he was UNWORTHY, UNLEARNED, UNAUTHORIZED, and -

IV. HE WAS UNABLE

Exo. 4:10 “And Moses said unto the LORD, O my Lord, I am not eloquent, neither heretofore, nor since thou hast spoken unto thy servant: but I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue.”

A. THE EXCUSE

Moses said he wasn’t ELOQUENT! Moses claimed to be "slow of speech".

B. GOD’S ANSWER

Exo. 4:11-12 “And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD? Now therefore go, and I will be with thy mouth, and teach thee what thou shalt say.”

God answered by reminding Moses that God was his creator, and that God would be with his mouth and would teach him what to say.

Moses had many excuses. He said he was UNWORTHY, UNLEARNED, UNAUTHORIZED, UNABLE and then he finally told God-

V. HE WAS UNAVAILABLE

Exo. 4:13 “And he said, O my Lord, send, I pray thee, by the hand of him whom thou wilt send.”

A. THE EXCUSE

• Moses had seen the glory of God in the burning bush

• God talked with Moses intimately

• God answered all of Moses' objections

In spite of all this, in verse 13, Moses basically says to God, "Send anybody but me!"

B. GOD’S ANSWER

Exo. 4:14a “And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Moses,...”

This prompted God's anger. He promised that Moses would have help from his brother Aaron.

Later, Aaron would cause Moses problems.

So many times we can see in the scripture when we do not want to do things God’s Way…our way comes with a pile of problems.

At this point Moses decided it was time to say "Yes", and start to obey God (Vs. 18).

Conclusion:

Remember what Washington Carver said, “Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses."

Through the years, people have given some ridiculous excuses if they did not want to do something. But I am here to tell you that God is not going to accept those excuses.

Some of you can look back on your life this week, and there are things you know God wanted you to do, but you did not do them. Just because you think you concocted a flimsy excuse, you think that is the end of it, BUT IT IS NOT!

For example:

• Some of you were surrounded by lost people this week, but you have excuses for why you did not witness to one of them.

• You had hundreds of hours to do good deeds, but you have excuses for why you never did one good deed.

• You could have done all kinds of things around the church. You could have washed windows, cleaned classrooms and bathrooms, or beautified the flower beds, but you have excuses for why you did not do these things.

• You had hours you could have spent in prayer for the lost and for loved ones, but you have excuses for why you did not do this.

• You had hours to spend in the precious Word of God, but you have excuses for why you did not.

Can’t you see that you are living a life of selfishness, when you hide behind excuses?

There is a difference between a REASON and an EXCUSE.

• A REASON is something that keeps us from doing what we would like to do.

• An EXCUSE is something we concoct in our minds to keep us from doing what we should do.

It is going to be rough on many professing Christians, as they stand before the Lord and give account to Him for all the ridiculous excuses they gave, so they could live their selfish life the way they wanted to, instead of the way He wanted them to.

I. HE WAS UNWORTHY

II. HE WAS UNLEARNED

III. HE WAS UNAUTHORIZED

IV. HE WAS UNABLE

V. HE WAS UNAVAILABLE

No Excuse for Excuses