I Was Just Thinking Series

“Nano” is a 20-year-old woman in Norway who believes that she was born a cat trapped in a human body. “I have been a cat all my life,” says Nano. “I realized I was a cat when I was 16 when doctors and psychologists found out what was ‘the thing’ with me,” she explained … so she’s apparently a talking cat. “It’s also obvious that I am a cat when I start purring or meowing … and walking around on four legs and stuff like that.” Again, I saw a video of her walking around a mall with a fake tail swishing behind her … don’t ask me how she attached it! I agree with the author of the article. “Generally speaking, there are two ways to live. You can either live in accordance with reality, or you can life in accordance with your feelings” (PJ Media).

Nano is, by no means, alone. There is a movement called “human pups.” Yep … you heard me right … and it’s what you think it is. Nell Frizzell of the The Guardian describes this movement of “human pups” as a … God forgive me, I almost can’t say this … a “broad church” … yes … she used the word “church.” “It is easy to laugh at a grown man in a rubber dog suit chewing a squeaky toy,” says Frizzell, “maybe too easy, in fact, because to laugh is to dismiss it, denigrate it – ignore the fact” … yes … the “fact” … that “many of us have found comfort in pretending to be animals at some point in our lives.” Yeah … maybe when I was two years old … and nothing … I mean nothing … to this extent … trust me!

Human pups are mostly male, like to dress up in leather or rubber dog suits, eat out of bowls on the floor, and like to have their ears tickled and their tummies rubbed. And, says Frizzell, “are often in a relationship with their human ‘handlers’.” I don’t even want to know what that means.

Animals aren’t the only things that some people “self-identify” with. Some people feel that they have the spirit of a plant living inside them. This is serious. They have names for it, like “greenkins,” “woodkins,” “plantkins,” or “phytanthropes.” Because they are plants, or part plant, they believe that they can actually gain energy from the sun through photosynthesis. My God, I truly wish that I was making this all up, but, sadly, it goes on …

Here’s a headline from a Brietbart article: “Drag Queens Teach Children ‘There’s No Such Thing as a Boy or Girl Thing’.” I’m not talking high school students. I’m talking children … elementary school children. Nemis Quinn McLancon-Golden is an eight-year-old Canadian drag queen known as “Queen Lactacia.” He has been videotaped dancing on the stage with other adult drag queens while the club’s patrons cheer and throw money on to the stage. Desmond Napoles, from Brooklyn, NY, is a “drag kid” known as “Desmond the Amazing” who has started a club for ‘drag kids’ called “Haus of Amazing.” I know this is hard for some of you to hear but you need to know what’s going on out there and where the “world’s wisdom” is taking us.

Every hear of a “polygamist”? A polygamist is a person who has more than one spouse. Ever hear of a “sologamist”? A sologamist is a person who is … are you ready for this? A sologamist is a person who is married to themselves. One thing for sure … it would be pretty hard to cheat on yourself without you knowing it, amen? This is a trend that’s been around for about 10 years and has been graining traction lately … especially among women. “It’s hard to find a man, a good man,” says Nell .. a different ‘Nell’ from the author of the “human pups” article. In The Weekly News article, Nell is quoted as saying that she took her honeymoon in Italy and plans to have two children, which, thanks to modern science and medicine, she says, “I don’t need a man for that either.”