In Sermon Illustrations: "Woman At Well"

C. Are You Ready For His Return? A Young Woman ...  PRO

Contributed by Davon Huss on Dec 13, 2004

C. Are you ready for his return? A young woman was expecting a date. She was dressed up and waiting patiently. However, by the time he was an hour late she figured she’d been stood up. So, she took off her makeup, put on her pajamas, gathered all the junk food in the house and sat down to watch ...read more

Scripture: Luke 12:32-40, Luke 12:40

Tags: Second Coming

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

A Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait Painted. She ...  PRO

Contributed by Thomas Black on Jan 28, 2005

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied. "I know," she said. "It’s in case I should die before my husband. ...read more

Scripture: Matthew 6:19-21

Tags: Money

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Corrie Ten Boom Was A Courageous Dutch Woman Who ...  PRO

Contributed by Richard Burkey on Jun 23, 2005

Corrie ten Boom was a courageous Dutch woman who was interned in a Nazi prison camp during World War II because her family helped to hide Jewish people from the Gestapo. During her imprisonment, Corrie endured some of the worst degradation a person can experience. Her sister, Betsy, died in the ...read more

Tags: Faith General, Examples Of Faith

Denomination: Lutheran

I Saw A Woman Coming Out Of Loblaws This Week ...  PRO

Contributed by Mike Wilkins on Aug 4, 2005

I saw a woman coming out of Loblaws this week with a t-shirt that said “I’LL LOVE YOU WHEN YOU ARE MORE LIKE ME” That’s often how we do it – once people get redeemed, then we will love them, it is not ...read more

Scripture: Romans 5:6-8

Tags: Unconditional Love

Denomination: *other

I Heard A Story Of A Woman Who Was Out Christmas ...  PRO

Contributed by Scott Weber on Dec 14, 2005

I heard a story of a woman who was out Christmas shopping with her two children. After many hours of looking at row after row of toys and everything else imaginable. And after hours of hearing both her children asking for everything they saw on those many shelves, she finally made it to the ...read more

Tags: Christmas

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

A Woman Got A Divorce And Lost Her Family. She ...  PRO

Contributed by John Shearhart on Apr 20, 2006

A woman got a divorce and lost her family. She sank into a deep depression, and was in desperate need. The people in her church only shook their heads and pointed their fingers at her failure, so she left and began frequenting a bar. One day the preacher came and ...read more

Scripture: John 13:34-35

Tags: Christian Love

A Virginia Woman Who Allegedly Killed Her Own ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jul 17, 2006

A Virginia woman who allegedly killed her own unborn baby with a pistol shot while it was still in the womb will not be prosecuted because a judge threw out the charges, saying she had not violated the law. American Life League’s Judie Brown says the ruling ...read more

Tags: Abortion

You Know What A Womans Curiosity Is. Almost As ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

You know what a womans curiosity is. Almost ...read more

Tags: Curiosity

A Woman Knows The Face Of The Man She Loves Like ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a ...read more

Tags: Human Body

If God Had To Give A Woman Wrinkles, He Might ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"If God had to give a woman wrinkles, he might at least have put them ...read more

Tags: Hardship Of Life

My Husband Will Never Chase Another Woman. He's ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, ...read more

Tags: Marriage General

Choose In Marriage Only A Woman Whom You Would ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a ...read more

Tags: Marriage General

A Man Has No Business To Marry A Woman Who Cant ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

A man has no business to marry a woman who cant make him miserable. It ...read more

Tags: Marriage General

A Man Who Really Loves A Woman Doesnt Bother ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

A man who really loves a woman doesnt bother trying ...read more

Tags: Men And Women

Why Does A Woman Work Ten Years To Change A ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, and then complain that ...read more

Tags: Men And Women

By The Time A Man Can Read A Woman Like A Book, ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"By the time a man can read a woman like a book, he is too old ...read more

Tags: Men And Women

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do shell expect you to keep up the ...read more

Tags: Women

When The Lord Handed Out Humor, Woman Was Late, ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"When the Lord handed out humor, woman was late, as usual. She arrived just in ...read more

Tags: Women

Woman Was Made From Adams Side That She Might ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Woman was made from Adams side that she might walk beside him, not from his foot ...read more

Tags: Women

I Have Always Felt That A Woman Has The Right ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of her age with ambiguity until, perhaps, she passes into the realm of over ninety. Then it ...read more

Tags: Women