Two guys are barreling down a hill. All of a sudden the brakes give out. The guy driving says, "Oh No! The brakes gave out! What are we gonna do!?" The other
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Jimmy Chapman on Apr 3, 2008
based on 3 ratings
| 2,784 views
The teacher asked, "Can someone tell me the lesson we have learned from the book of Jonah?" A little boy raised his hand and said, "I know what I have learned
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Kyle Meador on Jan 15, 2001
based on 281 ratings
| 3,299 views
One Sunday as they drove home from church, a little girl turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, there’s something about the preacher’s message this morning that I don’t understand." The mother said, "Oh? What is it?" The little girl replied, "Well, he said that God is bigger than we are. He said
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Victor Yap on Jan 29, 2001
based on 235 ratings
| 9,763 views
One of the most powerful prayers in the midst of suffering I have read was uncovered from the horrors of Ravensbruck concentration camp. Ravensbruck was a concentration camp built in 1939 for women. Over 90,000 women and children perished in Ravensbruck, murdered by the Nazis. Corrie Ten Boom, who
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Rob Clifton on May 23, 2001
based on 125 ratings
| 3,422 views
There used to be a show on cable television called, "Tales from the Darkside." The title sounds a little more sinister than the series really was, because I’m not one to watch scary movies and such. It was more like the old show, "The Twilight Zone." In one episode, there was an old man who
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Sermon Central on Sep 6, 2001
based on 58 ratings
| 3,008 views
You may have heard about the two guys from Texas, from down around College Station, who went up north to do some ice fishing. They made the long trip but before they did their ice fishing they stopped by a store near the lake for some supplies. They asked the merchant if he had any ice picks and
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Gene Barron on Jan 19, 2002
based on 17 ratings
| 4,467 views
False Standard of Measurement
A little boy came running to his mother, shouting, “Mother, I am nine feet tall.”
His mother responded, “Don’t talk such nonsense.”
“But,” he said, “I really am nine feet tall. I measured myself.”
“Well, how did you measure yourself?” asked his mother.
“I
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Terry Cavanaugh on Apr 26, 2002
based on 47 ratings
| 2,733 views
Tommy Tenney, in his new book tells this story.
He believes that God spoke to him and said, “You know, Tommy, your favorite worship services and My favorite services are not the same. You leave you services full and satisfied, but when you leave, I’m still hungry.”
He writes, “God whispered this
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by John Shearhart on May 16, 2002
based on 10 ratings
| 4,585 views
Have you ever heard these humorous epitaphs?
1. “Here lies Anne Mann. Who lived an old maid, but died an old Mann.”
2. “Beneath this sod, a lump of clay lays Arabella Young; who on the 21st of May began to hold her tongue.”
3. “The children of Israel wanted bread, the Lord sent them
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Oct 18, 2000
based on 1 rating
| 2,832 views
When Corrie Ten Boom of The Hiding Place fame was a little girl in Holland, her first realization of death came after a visit to the home of a neighbor who had died. It impressed her that some day her parents would also die. Corrie’s father comforted her with words of wisdom. "Corrie, when you and
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Mike Wilkins on Oct 14, 2005
based on 1 rating
| 3,471 views
A few weeks ago I was walking through the alley into the backyard with Benjamin. It was dark and the alley and the yard are not that well lit. Although we were holding hands, Ben didn’t want to keep going. I asked him why and he replied that he thought there might be witches back there! I told
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
*other
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 20, 2005
based on 1 rating
| 2,529 views
When Corrie Ten Boom of The Hiding Place fame was a little girl in Holland, her first realization of death came after a visit to the home of a neighbor who had died. It impressed her that some day her parents would also die. Corrie’s father comforted her with words of wisdom. “Corrie, when you and
...read more
Tags:
She was a Hindu; but all the same, an active member of the Students’ Christian Movement. Then the shocking news came that she was diagnosed with cancer. She was admitted in a hospital. When we went to see her, I expected her to be very bitter. At such a young age to get such a sickness!
But
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Catholic
Contributed by Timothy Smith on May 9, 2006
based on 16 ratings
| 2,712 views
Have you heard that story of the guy who died and was being given a tour of heaven and he saw a friend of his drive by in a beautiful Mercedes. And he said, "Boy, this is great!" "Oh, yes," St. Peter said, "your friend was really generous on earth, we had a lot to work with. Your transportation up
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian Church
Contributed by David Ward on Jun 14, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 1,933 views
In 1837 three young Methodist ministers, James Calvert, John Hunt, Thomas Jaggar, and their wives set out from England for the Fiji Islands. Theirs was a difficult assignment. The work there was only three years old, and the people were still cannibals. Hardly any fruit was seen during their
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by John Donnelly on Aug 30, 2006
Paraphrase of part of the fatwa from Osma Bin Laden, 1998.
”Praise be to God, who revealed the Book, controls the clouds, defeats factionalism, and says in His Book "But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the pagans wherever ye find them, seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Episcopal/Anglican
It is said that the famous master of a musician, Mendohlson, was visiting one of the historic cathedrals in Central Europe one day and that in this cathedral was a priceless pipe organ. Mendohlson ventured in and happened to find the organist playing the instrument. He asked if he could be
...read more
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Tom Mccrossan on Oct 29, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 2,372 views
The International Congress on World Evangelization was held in Lausanne, Switzerland in 1974. The gathering was called by a committee headed by Rev. Billy Graham and drew more than 2,300 evangelical leaders, from 150 countries.
In the Covenant they produced the delegates wrote this about the
...read more
Denomination:
Presbyterian/Reformed
Sermon Central