Contributed by Rob Morton on Jun 5, 2001
based on 119 ratings
| 3,518 views
A woman from Kentucky tells this story. After directory assistance gave
me my boyfriend’s new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman.
"Is Mike there?" I asked.
"He’s in the shower," she responded.
"Please tell him his girlfriend phoned," I said and hung up.
When he didn’t call
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Mark Hodges on Jun 14, 2001
based on 82 ratings
| 2,323 views
A young boy was overheard asking his playmate, "Wouldn’t you hate to wear glasses all the time?" "No," came the answer, "not if I had some like my grandma’s. She always sees when people are tired or sad, and she knows just what to do to make them feel better. One day I asked her how she could see
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Evie Megginson on Aug 3, 2001
based on 11 ratings
| 1,383 views
G. Campbell Morgan said that at a great meeting in Manchester, England, Holman Hunt’s beautiful picture of "Christ Knocking at the Door" was thrown upon the screen. "Why don’t they let Him in?" a twelve-year-old boy excitedly asked his father. "I suppose they don’t want to," his father answered.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Mike Dubose on Feb 6, 2002
based on 34 ratings
| 2,247 views
A college man walked into a photography studio with a picture of his girlfriend… He wanted the picture duplicated… The owner of the store noticed the inscription on the back of the picture, it said, “My dearest Tom, I love you with all my heart… I love you more & more each day… I will love you
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Clark Frailey on Nov 10, 2002
based on 3 ratings
| 2,418 views
ILLUSTRATION: If only Interest Rates were so good.
Before you whip out that plastic, remember, most people don’t handle these little debt detonators very well. The fact is, nearly 75 percent of Americans who use credit cards make only the minimum payment each month. At that rate (minimum
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
IF YOU WERE REMODELING YOUR HOME AND WERE GOING TO ADD AN EXTRA BEDROOM, BUT THE ONLY TOOL YOU HAD WAS A SCREWDRIVER, WOULD YOU WORK AND STRUGGLE TO BUILD THE ROOM WITH ONLY A SCREWDRIVER? OR WOULD YOU GO OUT TO THE STORE AND PAY THE PRICE FOR THE PROPER TOOLS TO GET THE JOB DONE EFFICIENTLY AND
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Greg Buchner on Feb 8, 2004
based on 2 ratings
| 1,285 views
I was in line at McDonalds with my family the other day when it hit me. We often come to Christ with our requests as if we’re ordering a super-value meal. “Yes, I’ll have a reassurance sandwich, with a side of prosperity, and a large, refreshing dose of hope to wash it all down. And super-size
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Kenneth Squires on Apr 14, 2004
based on 1 rating
| 2,934 views
Brock (Huard)mentioned that a few years ago while playing for the Seattle Seahawks each quarterback on the roster was a Christian: John Kitna, Trent Dilfer, and himself. He shared that just before the team would emerge from the tunnel at Husky Stadium (during the years the new Seahawk Stadium was
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Harold White on Jan 5, 2001
based on 130 ratings
| 4,764 views
In the fifties the major discipline problems in our public schools were cigarette smoking,skipping class, running in the halls, spit balls, chewing gum, and whispering in class.
Today - the major problems are deadly weapons - kids carrying guns, knifes, and even assault weapons. This is followed by
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
based on 1 rating
| 3,526 views
By the way, the subject of rest reminds me about this story I heard about a father who was playing cops and robbers with his 3 active sons in the back yard after dinner.
One of the boys "shot" his dad and yelled, "Bang! You’re dead!"
The dad fell dramatically to the ground. But then, he just lay
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Richard Burkey on May 19, 2005
based on 21 ratings
| 3,959 views
Some Things To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving.
1. Be thankful for automatic dishwashers. They make it possible to get out of the kitchen before the family come in for their after-dinner snacks.
2. Be thankful for husbands who attack small repair jobs around the house. They usually make them big
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 18, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 1,696 views
Inmates 4 times as many prisoners are released into society today as 20 years ago. An estimated 600,000 U.S. prisoners will be released in ’04 (over 1,600 are released daily). The Justice Bureau of Statistics estimates that 2 out of 3 released inmates were “rearrested within 3 years,” wreaking more
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by John Shearhart on Jul 10, 2006
based on 6 ratings
| 1,594 views
A store manager overheard his clerk tell a customer, "No, ma’am, we haven’t had any for a while, and it doesn’t look as if we’ll be getting any soon."
Horrified, the manager came running over to the customer and said, "Of course we’ll have some soon. We placed an order last week."
Then the
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Paul Wallace on Sep 20, 2006
Willie Nelson has purchased the Methodist church of his youth in Abbott, Texas. Nelson, 73, had a celebration with guests that included longtime parishioners, friends and family for prayers and gospel singing. "Sister Bobbie and I have been going to this church since we were born," Nelson said.
...read more
Denomination:
Wesleyan
based on 1 rating
| 3,082 views
The difference between forgiveness and restoration:
I believe that there is often a misconception Christians have about forgiveness. Some wrongly assume that saying your sorry is enough. But the truth is that the victim can often see the difference between a hastily uttered apology and genuine
...read more
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Aug 10, 2009
What are your spiritual GIFTS? What comes easy to you that is not so easy for others?
A man is pulled over by a police officer for a broken headlight. The cop looks in the car and sees a collection of knives on the backseat. "Sir," he says. "Why do you have all those knives?"
"They’re for my
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Curry Pikkaart on Dec 23, 2009
There is a community here in the United States where a Christian Church had such blaring music and so many mission trips and so many children and families that people in the neighborhood issued a petition to make the church quieter. They went to a Jewish neighbor and asked him to sign the petition.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Presbyterian/Reformed
Sermon Central