Contributed by Dennis Jones on Feb 15, 2005
based on 72 ratings
| 8,094 views
KEEP YOUR FORK
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes.
She told him which songs
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Sermon Central on Nov 6, 2003
based on 121 ratings
| 10,091 views
Did you hear about the Baptist Who got together and purchased their Pastor some rubber wadders so he wouldn’t get wet in the baptism pool so the Methodist heard
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 18, 2006
Protect Marriage: A recent New York Times/CBS News poll finds 59% of Americans now support a marriage protection amendment while 35% oppose it.
...read more
Contributed by Larry Thornton on Nov 23, 2006
“God has no hands but ours??” God does not ask about our ability or our inability, but our availability.
It is not my ability, but my response
...read more
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Brian Matherlee on Nov 29, 2007
based on 2 ratings
| 1,345 views
Elizabeth Dole, NC Senator and former presidential candidate, said, “Life is not just a few years to spend on self-indulgence and career advancement. It is a privilege, a responsibility,
...read more
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Larry Jacobs on Jul 15, 2005
Illus: Dr. McGhee told the story of the little homeless girl in London that crept into one of the large churches and sat in the back while the service was taking place. The pastor was preaching on Luke 15:1,2.
At the end of the service (when all had left but the pastor) she went down to the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
A pastor entered a class as the lesson was in progress and asked, "Who broke
down the walls of Jericho?"
A lad answered, "Not me, sir." The pastor turned to the teacher and asked, "Is this the usual
behavior in this class?"
The teacher replied, "I believe
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
based on 141 ratings
| 3,521 views
The dear lady was visiting the church for the first time. The Pastor’s family was greeting the worshipers at the front door after the service. They happened to be having a dinner on the grounds, and the Pastor invited the rather stout visitor to stay.
Said the dear lady to the Parson, "Your
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
United Methodist
Sermon Central