Contributed by Derrick Tuper on Jun 11, 2010
based on 2 ratings
| 3,184 views
RIGHT UNDER HIS NOSE
Sometimes we probably feel like the man whose grandchildren played a practical joke on him. Each afternoon, Grandpa would lie down for a nap. One day, the kids decided to put limburger cheese in his moustache.
Quite soon afterward, he awoke sniffing. "This room stinks," he
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Matthew Kratz on Dec 10, 2007
One writer has said: “Secularism is a hard-nosed religion with its own absolutes and religious dogmas (i.e., gay and abortion rights doctrine), its own sacred scripture (the Charter), its own high priests (Supreme Court Justices), its own religious police (human rights commissioners). They punish
...read more
Denomination:
Other
Contributed by Gregory Fisher on Sep 27, 2017
based on 1 rating
| 4,172 views
At the age of 3 years old, our family lived with my maternal grandparents while my father was in seminary. One day the kid living next-door to us came up to me and said, “Greg Fisher I am going to give you a bloody nose.” The next thing that happened—when he did, in fact, punch me in the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Foursquare
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007
based on 2 ratings
| 1,005 views
"When you leave them [dogs] in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Marie Tombow on Feb 2, 2009
My nearsightedness; my glasses were broken and I couldn’t see beyond the end of my nose -- While in the Navy, I was in charge of getting the barracks cleaned before inspection. When I checked the barracks floor, it really looked clean to me; but we failed inspection.
Barracks floor and new
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Jeremy Poling on Dec 30, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 2,477 views
How to Avoid Frustration
Keep your shoulder to the wheel
Your hand to the helm
Your eye on the ball!
Your nose to the grindstone
Your ear to the ground
And
...read more
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Sermon Central