Contributed by Mark Suter on Sep 19, 2006
based on 5 ratings
| 2,179 views
Speaking of Adam and Eve, someone has suggested that they had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married--and she
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Fred Sigle on Oct 9, 2006
based on 8 ratings
| 1,576 views
A man was reading his paper early one morning at the breakfast table. His wife came over to him and patted him on the shoulder. She looked at him, smiled, and said, “I bet you don’t know what today is, do you?” He looked at her and said, “Of course I know what day it is!” and went back to
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Fred Sigle on Nov 6, 2006
A man and his wife who had been married for 45 years went on VACATION to Jerusalem. While they were there, the HUSBAND suddenly passed away with a HEART ATTACK. The FUNERAL DIRECTOR told the wife, “You can have your husband shipped HOME for $5,000, or you can BURY him here, in the Holy Land, for
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by John Shearhart on Jan 3, 2007
based on 2 ratings
| 2,469 views
When she says:
“It’s your decision.” She really means, “The correct decision should be obvious by now.”
“Do what you want.” She really means, “You’ll pay for this later.”
“I’ll be ready in a minute. She really means, “Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.”
“You have to learn to
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Bo Dunford on Jan 15, 2007
based on 4 ratings
| 2,569 views
* I’ve learned the meaning of a few words that women
use from time to time. * For instance ... The word “Fine.”
* This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
C) “Five Minutes.” * If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour!
* Five minutes is
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on May 7, 2003
based on 3 ratings
| 2,157 views
Many have seen the movie "A Beautiful Mind" and the incredible story of John Nash, but the strength behind the story is Nash’s wife.
Toward the end of the movie Alysia has a conversation with one of her husband’s lifelong friends. It shows the power of genuine love and commitment.
From "A
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Pat Cook on Jun 28, 2003
based on 8 ratings
| 1,598 views
The speaker at our women’s club was lecturing on marriage and asked the audience how many of us wanted to “mother” our husbands. One member in the back row raised her hand.
“You do want to ‘mother’ your husband?” the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Pat Cook on Jun 28, 2003
based on 7 ratings
| 2,492 views
Once when Mark Twain was lecturing in Utah, a Mormon acquaintance argued with him on the subject of polygamy. After a long and rather heated debate, the Mormon finally said, “Can you find for me a single passage of Scripture which
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Kenneth Squires on Jul 10, 2003
He was from South Carolina and all this Baptist preacher ever wanted in life was to provide leadership to a Bible College. All his life, he worked for the position and eventually attained it. As he fulfilled his life’s dream and vocation, the disease of Alzheimer’s struck his wife. Her health
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Aaron Burgess on Oct 14, 2003
based on 5 ratings
| 2,303 views
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride’s side and groom’s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and growl. So it went, step, step, GROWL, step, step,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Aldy Duque on Nov 13, 2003
based on 6 ratings
| 2,888 views
A man looked up from his hospital bed and said to his wife, “You’ve always been with me when I have had trouble. When I lost my shirt in a poor investment, you were there. When I had the car accident, you were with me. When I got fired, you were there. I realized that in all these
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
based on 3 ratings
| 1,258 views
One of my favorite radio programs, when I get the chance to listen to it, is the Prairie Home Companion, In one episode Garrison Keillor tells the fanciful tale of John Tollefson. John leaves Minnesota, moves to New York, and makes a life for himself far from Lake Wobegon. One day John Tollefson
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 16, 2003
based on 2 ratings
| 2,369 views
A priest asked a little boy if he knew what "matrimony" meant. The little boy replied, Sure! It is a place between
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Herman Abrahams on Apr 23, 2004
based on 3 ratings
| 1,493 views
• In physics, the law of entropy says that all systems, left unattended, will run down. Unless new energy is pumped in, the organism will disintegrate. Entropy is at work in many areas other than physics. I see it, for instance, when I work with couples whose marriages are in trouble. A
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Charismatic
Contributed by Paul Decker on May 19, 2004
based on 5 ratings
| 2,108 views
Soon after Paul and Marilyn were married, Paul stopped wearing his wedding band.
"Why don’t you ever wear your ring?" Marilyn asked.
"It cuts off my circulation,"
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Paul Decker on May 23, 2004
based on 1 rating
| 3,908 views
Michelle, and her husband, Scott, were visiting Michelle’s sister, Alisa, with their six-month-old child. Scott told Alisa he wanted more children, but Michelle adamantly said she didn’t. When Michelle was asked how she was going to avoid pregnancy,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Sermon Central