Contributed by Curry Pikkaart on Aug 4, 2010
A Sunday school teacher, in her class of 5 and 6 year olds, had just finished discussing this commandment about honoring your father and mother. She asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Presbyterian/Reformed
Contributed by Gordon Curley on Apr 17, 2011
based on 2 ratings
| 4,835 views
CONFUSED
A university student was seen with a large "K" printed on his T-shirt. When someone asked him what the "K" stood for, he said, "Confused."
"But," the questioner replied, "you don't spell 'confused'
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Brethren
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 2,744 views
The preschoolers were reciting their memory verse for the week. “Call unto me and I will answer.”
Jill was trying very hard to remember the verse she had been taught. She twisted and turned as she cautiously recited, “Call unto
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Nathan Johnson on Feb 22, 2008
Sir Walter Raleigh once made a request of the Queen, and she petulantly answered, "Raleigh, when will you ever stop begging?" Walter replied, "When your Majesty stops giving." His request was granted. But the God of all grace
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Glenn Durham on May 14, 2008
The second grade teacher showed a magnet to her class and illustrated its uses. The next day she gave a quiz with this question: “My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I pick up things. What am I?”
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Presbyterian/Reformed
Contributed by Ferdinand Funk on Sep 26, 2008
based on 2 ratings
| 1,733 views
The American pianist, composer, author, comedian and actor, Oscar Levant (1906 -- 1972), was ordered to appear before the draft-board examiner during World War II. The official asked him, "Do you think you can kill another
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Mennonite
Contributed by Kerry Tilley on Feb 15, 2004
based on 4 ratings
| 2,727 views
If you want to be distressed, look within.
If you want to be defeated, look back.
If you want to be distracted, look around.
If you want to be dismayed, look ahead.
If you want to be delivered, look to Christ.
If you want to be delighted, look
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Assembly Of God
Contributed by Tim Gibson on Apr 10, 2001
based on 137 ratings
| 3,223 views
Once a farmer was interviewing prospective workers. The farmer liked one young man especially as he seemed very joyful and able. He asked the man ’What makes you think you can have the job ?’. The man answered, ’I can sleep when the wind blows!’. The farmer thought his answer very strange but liked
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
*other
Contributed by Mary Lewis on Sep 5, 2001
based on 58 ratings
| 4,704 views
Chuck Swindoll tells a story about a man living in Atlanta who was flipping through the Yellow Pages in search of a restaurant. His noticed an entry for a place called The Church of God Grill. His curiosity got the best of him and he dialed the number. A man answered with a cheery, "Hello! Church
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Steve Malone on Dec 10, 2002
based on 38 ratings
| 2,038 views
Let me close off with a baptism I was able to witness in Lexington. A man after the service was baptized, he was in a wheel chair, he had MS. Before he was baptized into Christ, he shared this story. He said that he was so pumped about being baptized that he woke up at 4 in the morning. And
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 20, 2003
based on 4 ratings
| 3,120 views
*More Incorrect*
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.
They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which
individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager.
Upon completion of the test, both men missed only
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Greg Buchner on Aug 9, 2004
based on 4 ratings
| 1,385 views
I can remember another time when Dad and I went to lunch at Wimpy’s. Wimpy’s was one of those hole in the wall kind of establishments that served the basic hot dogs and hamburgers. It was found on the south side of Lansing in a predominately African-American neighborhood.
When we entered this one
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Tony Abram on Jul 16, 2005
based on 4 ratings
| 1,389 views
The added benefit of winning souls is strength. The joy of the Lord gives us strength. The greatest joy next to the joy of your own salvation is winning another soul to Christ. Of the 43 years of missionary evangelism we have seen many answers to prayer with the healing of many. However, I do not
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 12, 2005
based on 4 ratings
| 2,234 views
When the preacher’s car broke down on a country road, he walked to a nearby roadhouse to use the phone. After calling for a tow truck, he spotted his old friend, Frank, drunk and shabbily dressed at the bar.
“What happened to you, Frank?” asked the good reverend. “You used to be rich.”
Frank
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 10, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 2,747 views
When the preacher’s car broke down on a country road, he walked to a nearby roadhouse to use the phone. After calling for a tow truck, he spotted his old friend, Frank, drunk and shabbily dressed at the bar. "What happened to you, Frank?" asked the good reverend. "You used to be rich." Frank told a
...read more
Tags:
Sermon Central