Contributed by Steve Malone on Mar 27, 2001
based on 108 ratings
| 2,187 views
It looked like saturday morning TV time at the Van Pelt household. Lucy and Linus were sitting in front of the television set when Lucy said to Linus, "Go get me a glass of water."
Linus looked surprised, "Why should I do anything for you? You never do anything for me."
"On you 75th birthday,"
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Bruce Howell on May 30, 2001
based on 141 ratings
| 9,273 views
Illus.: “The Boy Who Believes in the Holy Spirit Isn’t Here”
A children’s catechism class was learning the Apostles Creed. Each child had been assigned a sentence to repeat. The first one said, “I believe in God the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth.” The second child said, “I believe
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 9, 2001
based on 8 ratings
| 1,918 views
Abert Einstein attended a dinner party. His young, college student neighbor was seated beside him. The neighbor didn’t know who Einstein was. In the course of their conversation Albert Einstein’s young neighbor asked the white-haired scientist, "What are you actually by profession?" "I devote
...read more
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 19, 2002
based on 1 rating
| 1,826 views
Abert Einstein attended a dinner party. His young, college student neighbor was seated beside him. The neighbor didn’t know who Einstein was. In the course of their conversation Albert Einstein’s young neighbor asked the white-haired scientist, "What are you actually by profession?" "I devote
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Michael Gibney on Aug 9, 2002
based on 22 ratings
| 2,453 views
Charles Spurgeon said “The message of our gospel is the gentle word, "come." Our Lord says, "Come unto me and I will give you rest." The law says, "Go and do." The law says, "Go and take heed to your path in which you walk. Break the commandments and perish; keep them and live." The law drives men
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Sep 14, 2002
based on 16 ratings
| 2,719 views
A missionary in Africa was once asked if he really liked what he was doing. His response was shocking. "Do I like this work?" he said. "No. My wife and I do not like dirt. We have reasonably refined sensibilities. We do not like crawling into vile huts through goat refuse...But is a man to do
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Scott Bradford on Nov 15, 2002
based on 14 ratings
| 2,679 views
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., was a member of the U.S. Supreme Court for 30 years. At one point in his life, Justice Holmes explained his choice of a career by saying: "I might have entered the ministry if certain clergymen I knew had not looked and acted so much like undertakers." So where is the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
United Methodist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 23, 2002
based on 11 ratings
| 2,345 views
LORD USE MY TIME
Lord I have time
I have plenty of time
All the time that you give me
The years of my life
The days of my years
The hours of my days
They are all mine
Mine to fill, quietly, calmly,
But to fill completely, up to the brim,
To offer them to you, that of their insipid water
You may
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Jeff Simms on Jun 4, 2003
based on 6 ratings
| 1,579 views
A missionary in Africa was once asked if he really liked what he was doing.
His response was shocking. “Do I like this work?” he said “No. My wife
and I do not like dirt. We have reasonable refined sensibilities. we do not
like crawling into vile huts through goat refuse....But is a man to do
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
based on 3 ratings
| 1,871 views
Adventurer Robert Young Pelton was confronted with the price of commitment while in Afghanistan. "When I was being shelled on a front line north of Kabul, I asked a 23-year-old Taliban fighter, ’Why don’t we dig trenches to escape the bombardment?’
"He looked at me and asked, ’If you didn’t come
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Presbyterian/Reformed
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Jan 14, 2004
based on 2 ratings
| 2,925 views
A new homeowner’s riding lawn mower had broken down, and he had been working fruitlessly for two hours trying to get it back together.
Suddenly, one of his neighbors appeared with a handful of tools.
“Can I give some help?” he asked.
In twenty minutes he had the mower functioning
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Jeff Simms on May 21, 2003
In front of our own church, our church sign has been tampered with. Today, on it is the phrase, “Jesus Loves You”. Kids recently jumbled up all the letters and made it read other things. I placed it back in correct order and found 6 letters missing. I think a christians life is to say to others
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Kelsey Coleman on Aug 23, 2004
based on 6 ratings
| 3,057 views
Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven." "You’re both wrong," the third insisted. "The most
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
based on 3 ratings
| 2,016 views
A missionary sat on the patio watching a black ant crawl up a table leg until it reached some spilled sugar. It seemed to eat, then crawled back down the table leg. Soon the two black ants crawled up the table leg to the sugar. They ate and left. Soon a steady steam of black ants moved up and
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
A dying man was laughing and smiling. His doctor said to him, “Man don’t you realize that you are dying?” “Yes,” said the man, “But it’s all right! Years ago I met a man who taught me how to smile and I can smile even in death because of Him – His name is Jesus Christ!” You don’t find warmth at the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by David Elvery on Nov 14, 2004
based on 2 ratings
| 2,446 views
There was a man went in for physical and got a call from the doctor a couple of days later. The Doctor said that he had bad and worse news. "Give me the bad" the man asked. "Your tests showed that you had 48 hours to live." replied the doctor. "That’s the bad news! That’s the worst thing I have
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Rodney Buchanan on Jan 16, 2005
based on 2 ratings
| 3,191 views
What is repentance? Gordon MacDonald helps us to understand with these sobering words: “Repentance is not necessarily repentance for what I have done although it may necessitate that. Repentance is for, more significantly, what is in me as a sinner. I suggest to you that the Bible is teaching
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Nov 8, 2005
General Stonewall Jackson had a man on his staff who had become so accustomed to his ways that he was able to discern whenever the General was about to start on an expedition. Someone asked him how he knew the General was about to depart without telling him. “Oh, that’s easy,” answered the man.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Sermon Central