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                    The great preacher, E. V. Hill said in a sermon, "I Don’t Want to Go to Hell" 
"I don’t want to go because:
1- You can’t get out. You can’t try it to see if you like it.
2. My
                    
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                    Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Dec 5, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    One Sunday, the Minister was giving a sermon on baptism and in the coarse of his sermon he was illustrating the fact that baptism should take place by sprinkling and not by immersion. 
He pointed out some instances in the Bible.
He said that when John the Baptist baptized Jesus in the River Jordan,
                    
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                    Contributed by Gordon Curley on Oct 21, 2011
                
                
                
                    THE SERMON ON FAMILY
A young minister, with very small children, preached to his congregation on the theme, "10 ways to raise good and godly children." 
Some years later, with his children entering their teens, he returned to his theme, but the same sermon was entitled:
"10 suggestions for
                    
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                    Contributed by Clark Tanner on Feb 13, 2009
                
                
                
                    King David gave us a great 4pt sermon in his Psalm of repentance (51)
He pleaded, “Be gracious to me, O God, according to Thy lovingkindness; According to the greatness of my Thy compassion blot out my transgression.”
  He confessed, “Against Thee, Thee only, I have sinned, and done what is evil
                    
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                    Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Mar 19, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    [If Sermon Offends Thee]
A preacher came to the breakfast table with a cut on his cheek.
His wife asked him what had happened.
He replied that he was concentrating on his sermon while shaving and cut his face.
His wife
                    
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                    Contributed by Anthony Seel on Feb 5, 2006
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Note: this was the introduction to a sermon on Elisha’s healing miracle in the cited chapter, and Jesus’ healing miracles in Mark 1:29-39.
Title: The CSI Effect-
A crime scene investigator from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department was dusting for fingerprints in a home that had been
                    
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                    Contributed by Nathan Ingram on Nov 30, 2009
                
                
                
                    SERMON VISUAL - Goliath’s Height
Measurements: Cubit approx 18”, span approx 8”…   Goliath stood roughly 9’6”  (NBA hoop 10’ Goliath could slam flatfooted). 
I took a smiley face helium balloon and tied it to a pair of boots with a length of ribbon that put the top of the balloon at 9’6". I had a
                    
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                    Contributed by Larry Wilson on Jul 9, 2010
                
                
                
                    Pastor's Sermon Aimed At ME
				My pastor shapes his sermons
					From A to final Z
				In clear and forthright language,
					And aims them straight at me.
				And when he gets to preaching,
					I look around to see
				If there might be another
					Deserving more than me.
				But every soul
                    
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                    Being from Dallas, Texas, I am pretty used to seeing the Texas Longhorns football games and also driving in the huge Texas countryside and seeing the big Texas Longhorn bulls in large, open pastures.
But did you know that some pastors actually preach Texas Longhorn sermons?
What is that??   A
                    
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Be Fishers of Men … You catch ‘em, He’ll clean ‘em.
A family altar can alter a family.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
Forbidden fruits
                    
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                    Contributed by Jim Bennett on May 7, 2011
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    MOM'S ONE-LINE SERMONS
In John 2:5, at the wedding in Cana, Mary, mother of Jesus, tells the servants, "Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it."  That's "Mary's One-Line Sermon." 
Now, my mom preached some great one-line sermons to me as I was growing up.  She had a one-line sermon from Revelation
                    
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                    Contributed by Mark Hensley on Aug 30, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    The longest sermon on record was preached by Clinton Lacy of West Richland, Washington in February of 1955. It took 48 hours and 18 minutes to deliver it. Small wonder someone proposed the adoption of a new Beatitude:
                    
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