In Sermon Illustrations: "Glorified Body"

There Was Once A Man Who Lived In A Deep ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Oct 17, 2004

There was once a man who lived in a deep valley. It was dark, desolate, cold and foreboding. At the edge of the mountain was a massive mountain, towering into the sky. The man had become so obsessed with the thought of escaping the valley that he finally decided to climb the face of the ...read more

Scripture: Nehemiah 3:13-14, Nehemiah 3:13-14

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Billy Bray Was Saved From A Terrible Life Of ...  PRO

Contributed by Ronald Keller on Nov 24, 2003

“Billy Bray was saved from a terrible life of drunkenness and sin. After his conversion he experienced one trouble after another, but he never ceased praising the Lord. At last he came to the place where all he had to eat was a mess of very small potatoes which a friend had given him. Billy Bray ...read more

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Denomination: Nazarene

If It Weren't For The Fact That The Tv Set And ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us ...read more

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I Like Long Walks, Especially When Theyre Taken ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"I like long walks, especially when theyre taken by ...read more

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I Get My Exercise Acting As A Pallbearer To My ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my ...read more

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The Only Exercise Some People Get Is Jumping To ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, sidestepping ...read more

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I Get My Exercise Running To The Funerals Of My ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my ...read more

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The Trouble With Jogging Is That, By The Time ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize youre not in shape for ...read more

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Another Good Reducing Exercise Consists In ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the ...read more

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A Reason To Smile: Every Seven Minutes Of Every ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"A reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class ...read more

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If Your Dog Is Fat, You Arent Getting Enough ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"If your dog is fat, you arent getting ...read more

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I Joined A Health Club Last Year; Spent About ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

I joined a health club last year; spent about 400 bucks. Havent lost a pound. ...read more

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If God Had Wanted Me To Touch My Toes, He Would ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"If God had wanted me to touch my toes, He would have ...read more

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The Advantage Of Exercising Every Day Is That ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

The advantage of exercising every day is that ...read more

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The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So I ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear ...read more

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I Dont Jog. It Makes The Ice Jump Right Out Of ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

I dont jog. It makes the ice jump right ...read more

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Whenever I Get The Urge To Exercise, I Lie Down ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lie down ...read more

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If Youre Going To Try Cross-Country Skiing, ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"If youre going to try cross-country skiing, start ...read more

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My Last Girdle Was Called The Constrictor 747. ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"My last girdle was called the Constrictor 747. It was mechanically engineered to take inches off your waist and hips. There was a brochure that came with it that said, Please familiarize ...read more

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Had I Not Had Children, I Might Have Had A ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Had I not had children, I might have had a waist. OK, so its not all that big a deal to have an indentation to hang a belt on, but it might have ...read more

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