Contributed by Dale  Pilgrim on Oct 6, 2007
                
                
                
                    Colonel Henry Gariepy, retired Salvation Army officer and author in the United States offered an awakening word. “Even in what sometimes appears to be our religious duties to Christ we find ulterior motives. Have we not too often observed those who come to church for the bread that perishes? In
                    
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                    Contributed by Andy Grossman on Dec 4, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    We can’t imagine what our Redeemer has in store for us.  The Holy Spirit gives us a few clues, but it is like a person blind from birth trying to comprehend color.  Imagine if you lived in a world of darkness – then could suddenly see.  Imagine if you lived in a world without taste – and suddenly
                    
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                    Contributed by Charles Wallis on Jul 8, 2008
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A young lady was calling to get an appointment for a massage.  She called information to get the number for "Angels Touch Massage."  She called the number and asked for prices.  The person on the other end said "I would be glad to give you a massage, but I don’t think you would want a massage from
                    
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                    Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Sep 8, 2008
                
                
                
                    Make It So
As a child, I remember when the original Star Trek program was introduced.  Although we had a black and white television, the word was that those with color TV's could see that Mr. Spock was greenish.
Marylu and I watched Star Trek, the Next Generation, but none of the other spin offs
                    
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                    Contributed by Donny Granberry on Oct 21, 2008
                
                
                
                    A man is in the barber shop getting a haircut. As he is leaving, the barber points out a man who is homeless, filthy, dirty, unkept and says, "Do you see that man?"
He replied, "Yes, I see him."
The barber said, "There is not a God, because if there was, he would not allow him to live so
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 28, 2008
                
                
                
                    Someone wrote: WHAT IS YOUR GOD? "Whatever you love most, serve most, seek out most, give to the most, worship the most, and care about the most is your god. Your “god†can be your career, your bank account, the way you look, a particular position or degree, influence, power, or physical
                    
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                    Contributed by Danny Presswood on Jan 26, 2009
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    In his book, INVITATION TO THE FEAST, Danny Bush says “At the Passover meal with His disciples, directly before His death and resurrection, Jesus changed the meaning of that supper from a reminder of escape from slavery in Egypt to a reminder of the sacrifice He made that brings freedom from the
                    
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                    Contributed by Derrick Tuper on Jan 26, 2009
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    RESPONSIBLE MEMBERSHIP
Author Jerry Bridges comments in an article on commitment, "As I have watched the parade of people through our church, and other churches, I wonder why so few commit themselves to a local body of believers in a significant way. Many sit and soak and do little else, and they
                    
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                    Contributed by Todd Catteau on Feb 11, 2009
                
                
                
                    Two older gentleman were talking and one said to the other, "You’re having an anniversary soon, right?"
The other replied, "Yup, a big one... 25 years."
"Wow," said the other, "what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?"
The other replied, "I’m giving her a trip to
                    
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                    Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Sep 24, 2019
                
                
                
                     My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a photo of herself waiting by a phone that never rings. “Mom, I call all the time,” I said. “If you had an answering machine, you’d know.” Soon after, my brother installed one for her. When I called the next time, I got her machine: “If you are a
                    
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                    Gandhi, wrote in his autobiography that in his student days he was truly interested in the Bible. Deeply touched by reading the Gospels, he seriously considered becoming a convert, since Christianity seemed to offer the real solution to the caste system that was dividing the people of India. 
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                    Contributed by Tony Miano on Dec 8, 2000
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    With the dust settling from our recent elections, I had an opportunity to review some sound bites that were overlooked by mainstream media.  One reporter asked the presidential and vice-presidential candidates a very simple question.  “Why did the chicken cross the road?”  After some thoughtful
                    
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                    Contributed by Rodney Buchanan on Nov 14, 2004
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    	There is an ancient door on display in St. Patrick’s cathedral in Dublin, Ireland.  The rough hewn door has a rectangular hole hacked out in its center.  It is called the “Door of Reconciliation,” and gives rise to the Irish expression of “chancing one’s arm.”  In 1492, two prominent Irish
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Nov 10, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    [It would be nice of you to add this to the general humor section instead of SermonCentralPro because you need some new stuff in that section.]
If My Body Were a Car
By Anonymous
I see newer models rolling down the street,
But my own car is growing older and it’s not very neat.
I’ve got bumps,
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 8, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    With a timid voice and idolizing eyes, the little boy greeted his father as he returned from work, "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"   
Greatly surprised, but giving his boy a glaring look, the father said: "Look, son, not even your mother knows that. Don’t bother me now, I’m tired."   
"But
                    
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