In Sermon Illustrations: "Get Busy"

How To Get Kicked Out Of Church On Christmas Eve  PRO

Contributed by Peter Loughman on Dec 15, 2008

HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF CHURCH ON CHRISTMAS EVE Christmas Eve 1990. I came this close to being physically thrown out of church. We were new to town and we heard that a certain church in town had a fantastic Christmas Eve service. So, we went with some friends, about ten of us total, to this ...read more

Tags: Christmas, Advent, Christmas Eve, Hymn, Hymnal, Hard To Believe, Way, Choir, New Jersey, Shut Up, Kicked Out, Go Away, Eject, Sing, Quiet, Song, Silent Night, Usher, Funny  (view more)  (view less)

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Get Some Determination And Ask God To Put Some ...

Contributed by Michael West on Dec 20, 2008

Get some determination and ask God to put some fire in your spirit. Speak in terms of victory because ...read more

Tags: Words

Denomination: Independent/Bible

You Didn't Get Him From Here

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 13, 2009

"YOU DIDN’T GET HIM FROM HERE" One Sunday morning a stranger wandered into a small country church in the middle of the sermon. The man was unkempt and dirty. The usher tried his best to seat him off in a far corner, but instead the man walked to the very first pew and sat directly in front of the ...read more

Tags: Church Purpose Of

As Time Passes, We All Get Better At Blazing A ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"As time passes, we all get better at blazing a trail through ...read more

Tags: Wisdom

The Only Way Any Church Can Get A Blessing Is ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"The only way any church can get a blessing is to lay aside all difference, all criticism, all coldness and party ...read more

Tags: Church General

If Computers Get Too Powerful, We Can Organize ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a ...read more

Tags: Computers

Humanity Certainly Needs Practical Men, Who Get ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Humanity certainly needs practical men, who get the most out of their workBut humanity also needs dreamers, for whom the disinterested development of an enterprise is so captivating that it becomes ...read more

Tags: Dreams

Have A Dream That Gets You Up Early And Excited ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Have a dream that gets you up early and excited and ...read more

Tags: Dreams

Education Is Something You Get When Your Father ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Education is something you get when your father sends you to college. But it isnt ...read more

Tags: Culture

Never Let The Fear Of Striking Out Get In Your ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Never let the fear of striking out ...read more

Tags: Fear And Worry

It Took Me Seventeen Years To Get Three Thousand ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one ...read more

Tags: Sports

If You Want To Achieve Excellence, You Can Get ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"If you want to achieve excellence, you can get there today. As of this second, quit ...read more

Tags: Competition

I Get My Exercise Acting As A Pallbearer To My ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my ...read more

Tags: Human Body

I Get My Exercise Running To The Funerals Of My ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my ...read more

Tags: Human Body

If Your Dog Is Fat, You Arent Getting Enough ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"If your dog is fat, you arent getting ...read more

Tags: Human Body

Dont Get The Idea That If You Can Only Muster ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"Dont get the idea that if you can only muster up faith, you will be effective in prayer. Faith is no some mysterious commodity to be sought after. You do not need more faith; you ...read more

Tags: Faith General

Grandchildren: The Only People Who Can Get More ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out ...read more

Tags: Family

You Never Get Over Being A Child, As Long As ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"You never get over being a child, as long as you have ...read more

Tags: Parenting

I Must Die Or Get Somebody To Die For Me. If ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"I must die or get somebody to die for me. If the Bible doesnt teach that, it doesnt teach anything. And that is where ...read more

Tags: God's Forgiveness

Congress Is So Strange. A Man Gets Up To Speak ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens ...read more

Tags: Government