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                    AUDIENCE WITH THE PRESIDENT
     Following the Civil War, a dejected confederate soldier was sitting outside the grounds of the White House. A young boy approached him and inquired why he was so sad. The solider related how he had repeatedly tried to see President Lincoln to tell him why he was
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 16, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    From John Boor- I had an opportunity to work in a bakery while going to high school.  I remember one particular day when the telephone rang and one of the ladies went to answer it.  She put down the phone like it was hot and yelled, "He’s coming!"  I wondered what in the world was going on.  The
                    
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                    A young boy was driving a hayrack down the road when the wagon fell over in front of a farmer’s house. The farmer came out, saw the young boy crying and said, "Son, don’t worry about this, we can fix it. Right now dinner’s ready. Why don’t you come in and eat with us and then I’ll help you put the
                    
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                    Contributed by David Taylor on Apr 26, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Gene A. Smith, an American historian, authored a book entitled, “When The Cheering Stopped.”  The book told of Woodrow Wilson, and the events surrounding WW1.  Upon the end of the war, people were optimistic.  They believed that the last war had been fought.  The dream was that the world had at
                    
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                    The donkey awakened, his mind still savoring the afterglow of the most exciting day of his life. Never before had he felt such a rush of pleasure and pride.
He walked into town and found a group of people by the well. “I’ll show myself to them,” he thought.
But they didn’t notice him. They went
                    
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                    Contributed by Jeff Simms on Jun 4, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    In the Christian reader, Ramon Williams writes that on April 28, 1996,
a gunman walked into a crowded cafe in Port Arthur, Australia, and started
shooting.  Tony Kistan, a Salvation Army soldier from Sydney, and his wife
Sarah were in the restaurant when the bullets began to fly.  Courageously
Tony
                    
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                    Contributed by Clark Tanner on Oct 17, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    "Most everyone knows of the newspaper comic strip called “Family Circus”.  It pokes fun in a gentle way at the typical family life in a home with several very young children.
  I remember one that started out with the mother giving the oldest boy, who appears to be about 6, something to take to the
                    
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                    Contributed by Dan Cormie on Oct 24, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    On the wall beside my desk I have a 1996 poster size Tim Horton’s Coffee calendar, which I took and had dry mounted, so it would last forever. The picture above the months shows a father wearing a goalie stick and gloves guarding a hockey net that stands in front of the garage door of the family
                    
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                    Contributed by Jerry Shirley on Jan 15, 2004
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    2 weeks ago all of America was horrified as they watched a man named Steve Irwin, so respected and fondly followed as the Crocodile Hunter, dangle his 1 month old baby boy, Bob, w/in a couple yards of a crocodile he was feeding chicken to w/ the other hand [not unlike the dangling baby of Michael
                    
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                    Contributed by Robert Leroe on Mar 29, 2004
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    On Sunday, August 16,1987, Northwest Airlines flight 225 crashed just after taking off from the Detroit airport. 155 people were killed.  One survived: a 4-year-old from Tempe, Arizona, named Cecelia.  News accounts say when rescuers found Cecelia they assumed she had been a passenger in one of the
                    
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                    When I was learning to ride there stood in a field a huge tree trunk, it was massive. Such was the size it made the Channel Tunnel look like a drain pipe, this thing was seriously big. We avoided it like the plague, actually we could never understand why it was there for surely no rider and horse
                    
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                    Contributed by Joel Vicente on May 27, 2004
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said. "I’m sorry if I’ve been staring, but you look just like me son who died recently. "I’m sorry for
                    
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                    Contributed by Dan Cormie on Feb 28, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    While I was in Bible College I worked part time on the side for a construction company as a laborer. One day I was given the job of moving the 2 x12 planks the brick layers use on their scaffolding from one job site to another across town. This was supposed to be a two or three trip job as the
                    
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                    Contributed by Davon Huss on Apr 18, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Loving others involves kindness and sacrifice.  In the days when an ice cream cone cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table.  A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.  “How much is an ice cream sundae?”  he asked.  “Fifty cents,” replied the waitress.
                    
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                    10 Things You Never Hear in Church
1. Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew!
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV
                    
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                    Contributed by Eric Vertein on Dec 12, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    When a fellow pastor was a child, his family sold evergreens for Christmas. Since they did the trimming throughout the year, they could tell which tree was the fullest, and they would tag it, so that no one else would take the tree that they wanted...
Spiritually, we probably resemble Charlie
                    
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                    Contributed by Richard Tow on Apr 9, 2006
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    I was thinking the other day about a humorous discussion on how to pray.  It is a good illustration what we’re talking about here.  The discussion went something like this:
“The Proper way for men to Pray,
Said Deacon Samuel Keys
 (At least the best for me,
  Is down upon the knees.)
Oh, I should
                    
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                    Contributed by Troy Borst on Dec 8, 2006
                
                
                
                    ILLUSTRATION… UPI News Item (http://www.bible.org/illus.php?topic_id=509)
	The Metropolitan Insurance Company received some unusual explanations for accidents from its automobile policyholders. The following are just few: 
	“An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.” 
	“The
                    
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                    Contributed by Don Jones on Dec 19, 2006
                
                
                
                    One other Christmas my sister did something rather strange.  Thankfully we didn’t have ham or sharp knives anymore.  We had all finished opening presents, everybody had loaded them in their cars and we were all visiting in the living room with coffee or punch.
	The Fryrear family got up to leave,
                    
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