Contributed by Andrew Moffatt on Aug 10, 2009
based on 3 ratings
| 2,489 views
MY MIND WAS ON THE EELS
Today in class we are going to be studying a book called Old Yella, a 1956 novel by Fred Gipson. OK my English teacher may have got my attention for that long, as long as it took to introduce the book. In fact I had to Google who wrote the book and when it was written,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Salvation Army
Contributed by Bret Toman on Jan 4, 2011
based on 1 rating
| 3,975 views
LIMITED UNDERSTANDING
Suppose I take my 2 year old to the doctor and he gets a shot in the arm and it really hurts. He doesn’t understand that the shot is to help him get better. All he knows is that shot hurt. And daddy just stood there. Doesn’t dad know how bad a shot hurts? Was he unable to
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 24, 2001
based on 39 ratings
| 1,503 views
In the End of Christendom Malcolm Muggeridge wrote, "I myself am convinced that the theory of evolution, especially the extent to which it’s been applied, will be one of the greatest jokes in the history books in the future. Posterity will marvel that so flimsy and dubious an hypothesis could be
...read more
Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 16, 2007
E-mail Content Sharing 63% of Internet users share various content via e-mail at least once a week, 25% daily, and 11% never. Of those who share content, 88% share jokes or cartoons, 56% news, 32% health care
...read more
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Jan 29, 2007
based on 4 ratings
| 3,476 views
One traditional question Jewish children ask their father as part of the Passover dinner is "Ma Nishtana ha lei la haze," "Why is this NIGHT different than any other NIGHT." Dad then recounts the story of the Exodus.
Comedian George Burns, who was Jewish, tells this joke:
During one of my many
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Todd Brock on Nov 13, 2008
based on 1 rating
| 2,894 views
There was a man who used to have problems getting his son to clean his room. He would insist that his son, “Do it now,” and he would always agree to do so, but then he wouldn’t follow through – at least, not right way.
After high school, the son joined the Marine Corps. When he and his dad were
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on May 2, 2011
based on 6 ratings
| 5,860 views
WHO MADE ME?
I love the story of the boy sitting on his father's lap as they were looking into a mirror. The boy said to his dad, "Dad, who made me?"
He said, "God made you, son."
He said, "Dad, who made you?"
He said, "God made me, son."
He said, "Dad, who made granddad?"
He said, "God
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Contributed by Brent Williams on Jun 19, 2001
based on 121 ratings
| 2,945 views
When I Grow Up I Want To Be Like You
As children we all have our heroes
The people we want to be like
The Mickey Mantle’s and the Michael Jordan’s
The person I wanted to be like taught me how to catch a baseball
He taught me how to shoot a free throw
But he also taught me how to do something
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Brian Harvison on Sep 12, 2008
Sin sickens the body
An illustration of this
Mother calls that dinner is ready
Mom ,dad, brother and sister sit down to this wonderful meal that mom has fixed
Everything is fine until brother asks Dad can I use the car tonight?
And sister says, no you can’t use the car tonight
You used the car last
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Timothy Smith on Dec 23, 2005
based on 3 ratings
| 1,798 views
I have always held my Father in high respect. I always wanted to please him. But, when I was in 10th grade I lost interest in school. Grades had always been pretty easy and I thought I could just skate by. Besides, everybody knew, baseball and basketball was what was really important. Then I got
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian Church
Contributed by Perry Greene on May 10, 2012
When the movie "The Exorcist" came out, Johnny Carson was the host of the Tonight Show. My very favorite joke he told was about the movie. He asked Ed McMahon, "What happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?" Ed repeated
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 23, 2002
based on 72 ratings
| 9,780 views
DECIDING TO JUMP
A boy told his father, "Dad, if three frogs were sitting on a limb that hung over a pool, and one frog decided to jump off into the pool, how many frogs would be left on the limb?"
The dad replied, "Two."
"No," the son replied. "There’s three frogs and one decides to jump, how
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Contributed by Clyde Grimes on Dec 28, 2002
based on 2 ratings
| 5,065 views
I’d like to relate to you a story that a son tells about his father that made an impact upon him for the rest of his life. He recounts:
The cold Iowa dawn was still an hour off, but already Dad and I had finished a big job on our farm. We’d loaded 100 head of cattle for market into two waiting
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian Missionary Alliance
Contributed by Bobby Scobey on May 22, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 8,532 views
FATHER’S DAY: A TRIBUTE by Max Lucado.
Today is Father’s Day. A day of cologne. A day of hugs, new neckties, long-distance phone calls, and Hallmark cards.
Today is my first Father’s Day without a father. For thirty-one years I had one. I had one of the best. But now he’s gone.
He’s
...read more
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by David Dykes on Mar 31, 2003
based on 39 ratings
| 2,811 views
THE ANSWER IS NO
I had a friend growing up who had the ugliest bicycle I’d ever seen. It was a hand-me-down made from the parts of other bicycles. It was so ugly it didn’t even have handlebar grips. He was always complaining that his hands would slip off the slick handlebars. He pestered his dad
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Sermon Central