JOKE: Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news. Patient: What’s the good news? Doctor: The good news is that the tests you took showed that you have 24 hours to live. Patient: That’s the good news? What’s
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Nov 6, 2004
based on 4 ratings
| 2,246 views
A Sunday school teacher was trying to demonstrate the difference between right and wrong to her young teen class. She chose stealing for her example. The teacher said: "All right let’s use this example. If I were to go into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his
...read more
Contributed by Jehu Hernandez on Aug 12, 2011
NOT A ROLE MODEL...?
Former NBA star Charles Barkley, the Round Mound of Rebound, as he was called, is famous for saying, "I'm not a role model." In spite of the fact that young kids wanted to imitate him, he didn't want that responsibility. He ignored the fact that his high visibility made it
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Assembly Of God
Contributed by Terry Kemp on Feb 9, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 1,961 views
Here’s a story with which we’re familiar …
Twelve men went to spy out Canaan,
(Ten were bad, two were good)
What do you think they saw in Canaan?
(Ten were bad, two were good)
Some saw giants, big and tall!
Some saw grapes
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Jan 9, 2002
based on 12 ratings
| 1,696 views
A man had a checkup and then went in to see his doctor to get the results. The doctor said he had bad news and worse news for him. Which did he want to hear first. The man was a pick shocked and said, “Well, give me the bad news first. The doctor said, “The bad news is that you only have 24
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 2,059 views
"The supreme end of education is expert discernment in all things the power to tell the good from the bad, the genuine from the counterfeit, and to prefer
...read more
Tags:
based on 2 ratings
| 2,230 views
The impact of a person’s life can be for good or bad. The following examples demonstrate the different impact a person can have on their descendents.
1. Max Jukes, was an atheist who lived a ungodly life and married an ungodly women.
They had 540 descendents, 310 died paupers, 150 were criminals,
...read more
Denomination:
Assembly Of God
A synergy is where different entities cooperate advantageously for a final outcome. Simply defined, it means that the effect of the whole is greater than the sum of the effects of the individual parts. If used in a business application it means that teamwork will produce an overall better result
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007
based on 5 ratings
| 1,900 views
"Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by David Elvery on Nov 14, 2004
based on 2 ratings
| 2,302 views
There was a man went in for physical and got a call from the doctor a couple of days later. The Doctor said that he had bad and worse news. "Give me the bad" the man asked. "Your tests showed that you had 48 hours to live." replied the doctor. "That’s the bad news! That’s the worst thing I have
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 5, 2001
based on 6 ratings
| 1,919 views
A preacher said to his congregation, “I have good news and bad news to tell you. The good news is we have enough money to pay off our building debt. The bad
...read more
Tags:
Sermon Central