Contributed by Rob Morton on Jun 5, 2001
based on 132 ratings
| 3,659 views
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Todd Schäve on Jun 27, 2001
based on 78 ratings
| 2,684 views
A handy tool for coming up with an acceptable solution is S.O.D.A.S.:
S-ituation (Define or agree on what the problem is that you will work on in a gentle and respectful manner).
O-ptions (Brainstorm together or come up with as many solutions as possible, for you never know what may work).
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Jun 28, 2001
based on 75 ratings
| 2,574 views
A doctor had recommended surgery to Eleanor Schmidt of Bakesfield, CA and referred her to a specialist. Arriving early for her appointment, she found the door unlocked and the young surgeon, deeply engrossed in reading, behind the receptionist’s desk. When he didn’t hear her come in, she cleared
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Aug 24, 2001
based on 132 ratings
| 2,718 views
[The Giver’s Big Hands, Citation: Brian Harris, Mt. Roskill, Auckland, New Zealand]
A young boy went to the local store with his mother.
The shop owner, a kindly man, passed him a large jar of suckers and invited him to help himself to a handful.
Uncharacteristically, the boy held back.
So the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Melvin Newland on Nov 13, 2001
based on 69 ratings
| 2,073 views
The story is told that in the latter 1800’s, Alfred Lord Tennyson invited a Russian nobleman to his estate. And early one morning this nobleman took off with dogs & guns & servants to go hunting.
At mid-day he returned & Lord Tennyson asked him how he did. He answered, "Not very well. I shot
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by James O. Davis on Dec 5, 2001
based on 7 ratings
| 2,083 views
Edmund Hillary attempted to climb Mount Everest in 1952. A few weeks later after his failed attempt, he was asked to address a group in England. Hillary walked to the edge of the stage, made a fist and pointed at a picture of the mountain. He said in a loud voice, "Mount Everest, you beat me the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Assembly Of God
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 16, 2001
based on 6 ratings
| 1,956 views
Bishop Gerland Kennedy of California tells the true story of a shipwreck off the coast of Evanston, Ill. Many years ago. The students of Northwestern University came to the rescue. One student, Edward Spenser, personally saved the lives of 17 persons that day. Years later a reporter was writing
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Andrew Chan on Jan 30, 2002
based on 2 ratings
| 4,778 views
TROUBLE HEARING
One evening while we were dining in a restaurant, a waiter strode through our section asking, "Does anyone here drive a red New Yorker?" We assumed its headlights had been left on.
"Yes!" an elderly gentleman in a neighbouring booth responded emphatically.
His wife reacted
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical Free
Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 20, 2002
based on 59 ratings
| 2,026 views
Andrew Carnegie made millions in the steel industrial. He worked hard helping the poor and underprivileged. Once a socialist came to see him in his office and soon was railing against the injustice of Carnegie having so much money. In his view, wealth was meant to be divided equally. Carnegie asked
...read more
Contributed by Matthew Rogers on Mar 11, 2002
based on 25 ratings
| 6,234 views
GIVING BLOOD
Priscilla Larson writes, “My brother-in-law, who is a minister, responded to a Red Cross appeal for blood donations. When he didn’t come home by the time his young son expected him, the boy asked his mother, ‘Is Dad going around visiting all the sick people?’ His mother replied, ‘He’s
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Darren Ethier on May 7, 2002
based on 206 ratings
| 7,016 views
LEADERS AND FOLLOWERS
S. I. McMillen, in his book "None of These Diseases," tells a story of a young woman who wanted to go to college, but her heart sank when she read the question on the application blank that asked, "Are you a leader?" Being both honest and conscientious, she wrote, "No," and
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 15, 2002
based on 17 ratings
| 4,178 views
HAIRDO’S AND EGO
A friend of mine who teaches Bible school had her straight hair permed in to a curly style. One morning she noticed that 4 yr. old Jack, who was usually cheerful, looked sad and bewildered. "Is something wrong, Jack?" Jenny asked him.
"Your hair," he mumbled.
"You noticed!"
...read more
Tags:
based on 15 ratings
| 2,701 views
Three men applied for a job driving a truck over a mountain route. The first guy said,
"I’m such a good driver, I can come within one foot of the edge without losing control." The
second guy said, "Oh yah, well I can come within six inches of the edge and not lose control."
The man doing the hiring
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by James Botts on Aug 29, 2002
based on 12 ratings
| 2,899 views
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring long lines, rude clerks and insane regulations at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Glenn Vaughan stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for his son. “I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register,” he said. "Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Documented in a book by James Patterson and Peter Kim, The Day America Told the Truth, (1991), Americans were asked: “What are you willing to do for $10,000,000?” Two-thirds of Americans polled would agree to at least one, some to several of the following:
§ Would abandon their entire family
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Holiness
Contributed by Sermon Central on Nov 3, 2002
based on 1 rating
| 2,641 views
HELLO WALTER!
Walter Cronkite, the famous newscaster tells the following story. He was sailing down the Mystic River in Connecticut, going through shallow water, when a boat filled with young people sped past him, shouting and waving their arms. Cronkite waved back a cheery greeting. His wife
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 23, 2002
based on 58 ratings
| 14,252 views
DAD'S RESOLUTION
Last year when I called my parents to wish them a happy New Year, my dad answered the phone. "Well, Dad, what’s your New Year’s resolution?" I asked him. "To make your mother as happy as I can all year," he answered proudly. Then mom got on, and I said, "What’s your resolution,
...read more
Tags:
Sermon Central