Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
Joke: Disappointment is one of those emotions we would rather avoid. A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grand-motherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Timothy Dolan on Jun 22, 2008
A young man enlisted, and was sent to his regiment. The first night he was in the barracks with about fifteen other young men, who passed the time playing cards and gambling. Before retiring, he fell on his knees and prayed, and they began to curse him and jeer at him and throw boots at him. So it
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Reylourd Reyes on Mar 26, 2009
based on 2 ratings
| 5,774 views
EINSTEIN AND THE DRIVER
Let me end this message with a short story. Who among you knows Albert Einstein? I guess you graduating seniors know him. The one who formulated the E=MC2, which led to the discovery of the atomic bomb. When he discovered the formula, a lot of institutions invited him to
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Adventist
Contributed by Guy Mcgraw on May 7, 2009
based on 2 ratings
| 4,094 views
ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN?
Two men met on a plane and one man asked the other, "Are you a Christian?"
"Yes I am."
"Wonderful! Are you Protestant, Catholic, or Orthodox?"
"I’m a Protestant."
"That’s great. So am I. Are you Calvinist or Arminian in your theology?"
"I’m happy to say that I’m a staunch
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Gordon Curley on Feb 2, 2013
THE ORANGE BLESSING
In the late 1800’s while crossing the Atlantic on an ocean-liner, the English Baptist pastor and evangelist F.B. Meyer was asked to preach to the first class passengers. At the captain's request he spoke on "Answered Prayer."
An agnostic who was present at the service was
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Brethren
Contributed by Garris Hudson on Nov 7, 2022
A lady purchased a parrot whose previous owner had taught him profanity and decided that she would reform him. The parrot learned a number of Christian words and Bible verses to replace the cuss words. However, the owner caught him cussing one day and grabbed him and said, "I'll teach you
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Garris Hudson on Feb 3, 2024
based on 1 rating
| 1,581 views
A pastor saw one of his sheep in the grocery store and got around to asking where they had been lately. Was it something I said? Is it another church?"
The man laughed and said, "Oh, no, we love you and the people of our church." The pastor was left to his own curiosity. He then
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Garris Hudson on Nov 20, 2019
A lady purchased a parrot whose previous owner had taught him profanity and decided that she would reform him. The parrot learned a number of Christian words and Bible verses to replace the cuss words. However, the owner caught him cussing one day and grabbed him and said, "I'll teach
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Owen Bourgaize on Aug 26, 2005
based on 2 ratings
| 3,800 views
A young medical student had graduated with the highest marks and accolades. Fellow students asked him about his future plans. When he told them his ambition was to be a medical missionary in a deprived area, they retorted by saying,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Ed Wood on Feb 18, 2003
based on 56 ratings
| 2,214 views
A child was sitting at a table in her room feverishly working on a project. Her mother came in and asked, “Honey, what are you doing?” “I’m drawing a picture of God,” she said. “But nobody knows what God looks
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Ian Johnson on Jun 4, 2003
based on 3 ratings
| 3,508 views
My sheep hear my voice and come to me!
Someone once asked a banker how he trained his staff to recognise counterfiet notes:
The banker said, thats simple, I have them handling the real thing all day, so
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
based on 4 ratings
| 3,825 views
Every time a boy went to his playmates house he saw his grandmother studying her Bible. Finally, he asked his friend about it. Why is you Grandmother always reading that Bible? He
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Jim Kane on Dec 14, 2004
based on 3 ratings
| 2,907 views
“Cheap grace is the deadly enemy of our church…The sacraments, the forgiveness of sin, and the consolations of religion are thrown away at cut prices. Grace is represented as the Church’s inexhaustible treasury, from which she showers blessings with generous hands,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Church Of God
Sermon Central