Contributed by Melvin Newland on Jul 17, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    ILL.  I like the story about the 3rd-graders who were asked to write down the 7 wonders of the world.  So they took blank pieces of paper, & started writing down what they thought were the 7 wonders of the world.
After a while, the teacher collected the papers & began looking at their answers,
                    
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                    Contributed by Aaron Burgess on Sep 19, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A pretty lonely guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he
went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual
pet. After some discussion, he decided on a centipede, which came in a little
white box to use for its house. He took the centipede home, found a
                    
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                    WHEN PATIENCE IS REQUIRED!
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on their door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger in the pouring rain is asking for a push. “Not a chance” says the husband- “It’s three o’clock in the morning!” He
                    
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                    Contributed by Joel Santos on Dec 26, 2004
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A certain king had two servants. To the first he said, "I want you to travel for six months through my kingdom and bring back a sample of every weed you can find." 
To the second servant the king said, "I want you to travel through my kingdom for six months and bring back a sample of every flower
                    
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                    HEARING PROBLEM
	A middle-aged man was distraught over his wife’s stubborn refusal to admit she had a hearing problem.  One day he asked his family doctor for advice how to convince his wife that she has this problem.
	The doctor promptly told him that when he got home he was to confirm the problem
                    
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                    Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Sep 6, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Jewish synagogues have their problems too; many congregations develop their own traditions, and they can fight over tradition, which is very important to them:
During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 8, 2006
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    "It is not enough for the believer to begin to pray, nor to pray correctly; nor is it enough to continue for a time to pray. We must patiently, believingly continue in prayer until we obtain an answer. Further, we have not only to continue in prayer until the end, but we have also to believe that
                    
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                    The story is told of a group of women that met for Bible study. While studying in the book of Malachi, chapter three, they came across verse three which says: "He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver." This verse puzzled the women and they wondered how this statement applied to the
                    
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                    Contributed by Davon Huss on Mar 16, 2009
                
                
                
                    BEST SPEEDING-TICKET EXCUSE
A convention of Arkansas State troopers was asked to submit the best excuse they’d ever heard for someone trying to get out of a speeding ticket. The winning entry was submitted by a trooper who clocked a semi-tractor truck speeding down the interstate. The trooper
                    
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                    THE ONE
       
The crowds cheered and waved their hands.  Many stood upon their tip-toes hoping to catch a glimpse of their deliverer as he processed by.  "He's the one!  echoed throughout the streets. Many praised his name with hands and fists held high.  Was it true?  Had "the one" finally come
                    
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                    Contributed by Bret Toman on Oct 31, 2012
                
                
                
                    ONE BODY TO THE DEATH
On February 19, 1945, near the end of WWII, 800 American ships amassed to assault the island of Iwo Jima with its two strategic air strips 600 miles south of Tokyo. The Marines had fought a total of 43 months in the Pacific in World War II and in this one-month assault on Iwo
                    
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                    Contributed by Charles Wallis on Feb 21, 2008
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Saved by Sickness from NIU Shooting
 
The church member, a grandfather, received a phone call one evening this past week from his granddaughter who was sick and asked for prayer. The godly grandfather prayed and prayed in faith for healing. But she got worse in the night.
Early the next morning
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 3, 2008
                
                
                
                    In my files I have a story about a man who was attending a Youth Ministry class at Hannibal-LaGrange College in Missouri. He said: 
When I got to class, everybody was doing their last minute studying. The teacher came in and said he would review with us for just a little bit before the test. We
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 8, 2008
                
                
                
                    In my files I have a story about a man who was attending a Youth Ministry class at Hannibal-LaGrange College in Missouri. He said: 
When I got to class, everybody was doing their last minute studying. The teacher came in and said he would review with us for just a little bit before the test. We
                    
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                    Contributed by Doug Lyon on May 11, 2008
                
                
                
                    REFINING
A woman called a silversmith one day because she was curious about the process of refining silver.	So she made an appointment to come to his shop and watch him work. 
She saw him hold a piece of silver over the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, you need to
                    
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                    Contributed by Dale  Pilgrim on Jul 22, 2008
                
                
                
                    JESUS'S PRESENCE IN THE ORDINARY
Dr. Dale E. Turner writing for Health Action News in July 1993 tells an interesting story of John W. Gardner, founding Chairman of Common Cause. Turner quotes Gardner as saying that it is “a rare and high privilege to help people understand the difference they can
                    
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                    Contributed by Ferdinand Funk on Sep 29, 2008
                
                
                
                    Shadowlands is a powerful movie 
	Based on the life of C.S. Lewis. 
In one scene Lewis has just return from London to Oxford. 
Thru interesting circulmstances he met Joy Gresham,
	And American woman who was interested in his writings. 
Later on in the story 
	Lewis marries Joy Gresham in a private
                    
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