NO SLACKERS
A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business! The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make about $300 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1200 in cash and screamed, "Here's 4 weeks pay, now get out and don't come back."
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