Did you hear about the lady that was bitten by a skunk with rabies? The doctor came into her room and informed her: "Yes, the skunk had a bad case of rabies, and rabies is a highly contagious disease. You are now infected with rabies."
The doctor told her that rabies was deadly, and there was no cure. She would die a terrible death. She would go crazy and foam at the mouth, then her fever would rise and she would die.
The lady grabbed the doctor's clip board and pen. Then she started writing with great speed. The doctor asked, "Are you writing your last will?"
The lady said, "No, I'm writing a list of people I'm planning on biting!"