A new preacher at the local church walked into
the auditorium of His new church. He thought it
would be best to move the piano from the right
side of the stage to the left side of the stage,
so he moved it. Soon after he was fired for the
disruption caused by the new placement of the
piano. Five years later he returned to the same
church to visit with the minister who stepped in
when he was fired. They walked into the
auditorium and there was the piano on the left
side of the stage. The once fired preacher
asked "How did you get the
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