There are all kinds of warnings in life.
Most products we purchase have labels warning about improper use. I found a great list of these kinds of warnings. Believe it or not, these are all real.
- a label on a snow sled which says: "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."
- a fishing lure, with a warning that reads: harmful if swallowed.
- A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.”
- A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user to “Remove child before folding”
- A container of underarm deodorant says, “Caution: Do not spray in eyes”
- A cartridge for a laser printer warns, “Do not eat toner”
- A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place”
We can laugh about these, and think,
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