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Of The Many Things In Life That Are Certain One ... PRO
Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 8, 2002 (message contributor)
Of the many things in life that are certain one of them is you always get found out in the end or, to use the old adage, ’Be sure your sins will find you out’.
This young couple were about to get married. The young man went to his Dad and said, "I’m a bit apprehensive about getting married, Dad". "Why, son", said the Dad. "Well, I’ve got terribly smelly feet Dad and it’ll be so embarrassing when my wife finds out". "Don’t worry about it, son, just be sure to go to bed with your socks on and she’ll never notice the smell. You’ll be fine".
Meanwhile, the young lady goes to her mother and tells her, "I’m a bit worried about getting married, Mum, because I’ve got terrible bad breath in the mornings and it’ll be so embarrassing when my husband finds out". Mum says to her daughter, "Don’t worry, dear. All you need to do is, be sure not to open your mouth first thing in the morning. Don’t say a single word until you’ve been to the bathroom and brushed your teeth.
The wedding goes off fine and for six months they each manage to keep their secrets safe. Then one morning at about 5.00am the...
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The Patient Prayer PRO
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The Storm Was Raging. The Sea Was Beating Against ... PRO
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My Way
Contributed by Stephen Todd on Apr 10, 2003
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As A Kid, I Loved This Gilligan's Island! I ... PRO
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