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Thanksgiving Gags
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Nov 19, 2012 (message contributor)
THANKSGIVING GAGS
Some of you might want to add variety to your Thanksgiving dinner conversation for those of you who are mischievous:
• During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing."
• Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms. Request that she bring photos.
• Bring a recorded football game from years ago, when no one is looking, put it on and see if anyone notices
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