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Newspaper Misprints
Contributed by Gordon Curley on Nov 27, 2010 (message contributor)
NEWSPAPER MISPRINTS
It does not take a lot to cause misunderstandings. Just listen to these misprints from local newspapers.
From the Chichester Evening News: "Miss Hampshire ... is friendly, likeable, and easy to talk to. She has a fine, fair skin, which she admits ruefully comes out in freckles at the first hint of sin."
Or this from the Dublin Evening Herald: "Fifteen churches have been closed in Dublin City because of swindling congregations."
From the Yorkshire Post: "Patricia Middleton sang 'Christians dost thou see them?' at the close of Sunday night's service. Miss Middleton is a qualified vice instructor.
Or, even worse, from the Croydon Advertiser: "Born to Rev and Mrs David Wilson of St James' Church, a git of a son."
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