Plan for: Thanksgiving | Advent | Christmas

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‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving, I just couldn’t sleep..

I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white

But I fought the temptation with all of my might

Tossing and turning with anticipation

The thought of a snack became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door

And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,

Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,

’Til all of a sudden, i rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky

With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....

“Happy eating to all! Pass the cranberries, please!”

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