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Two Friends Run Into Each Other While Walking ...
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Jul 20, 2009 (message contributor)
Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, "They won’t let us in a restaurant with pets."
Undeterred, the first guy and his German shepherd head into the restaurant. The maître d’ stops them, saying, "Sir, you can’t bring your dog in here."
"But I’m blind," the man replies, "and this is my guide dog."
The maître d’, apologizing profusely, shows both man and dog to a table.
His friend waits five minutes, then tries the same routine. "You have a Chihuahua for a guide dog?" the skeptical maître d’ says.
"A Chihuahua?" the man says. "Is that what they gave me?"
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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A SHEPHERD With a spring in his step and an eye to the sky, at sunrise, he makes straight for the sheep fold. As soon as he rattles the gate, he gives his morning call, greets the sheep, often by name, every sheep is on its feet. They spring toward the gate, with expectancy ...read more
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You See, I Understand What It's Like To Be Hooked ... PRO
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You see, I understand what it’s like to be hooked on prescription pain killers and muscle relaxers. I know what it’s like to wake up drunk in a ditch, laying in your own vomit and not remember how you got there. I know what it’s like to pass out in the middle of the night in a graveyard, ...read more
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Pornography Addiction — Did You Know? PRO
Contributed by Michael Mccartney on May 25, 2005
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I Heard A Story About A Family That Tragically ... PRO
Contributed by Klaus Mehrl on Mar 28, 2005
I heard a story about a family that tragically lost three of their four children within just two weeks to a deadly, virulent disease. One child was left – a four year old boy. The family had buried the third child just two weeks before Easter. On Easter morning the parents and the remaining child ...read more
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An Old Man Showed Up At The Back Door Of The ... PRO
Contributed by Joseph Bachman on Nov 27, 2004
“An old man showed up at the back door of the house we were renting. Opening the door a few cautious inches, we saw his eyes were glassy and his furrowed face glistened with silver stubble. He clutched a wicker basket holding a few unappealing vegetables. He bid us good morning and offered his ...read more
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