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The great musicologist and Congregational minister Erik Routley was once greeting his parishioners as they left church on Sunday. He noticed one of the teenage girls carrying one of the popularizing versions of the Scriptures. "I see you have the new translation of the Bible," he said. "How do you like it?" She answered, "I suppose I do like it, but it's in such simple language that it fools me into thinking I actually understand."

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