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One lady wrote in to a question and answer forum.

"Dear Sirs,

Our preacher said on Easter, that Jesus just swooned

on the cross and that the disciples nursed Him back

to health. What do you think?

Sincerely, Bewildered.

Dear Bewildered,

Beat your preacher with a cat-of-nine-tails with 39 heavy strokes, nail him to a cross; hang him in the...

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