Do You Know What Happens When People Of Different ...

Do you know what happens when people of different occupations get old?

• Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

• Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

• Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.

• Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.

And my father’s favorite…

• Old principals never die, they just lose their faculties

From Paul Decker’s Sermon: What a Way To Go!