Do you know what happens when people of different occupations get old?
• Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
• Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
• Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
• Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
And my father’s favorite…
• Old principals never die, they just lose their faculties
From Paul Decker’s Sermon: What a Way To Go!