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Just For Fun Let's Have A Top Ten List Of "How To ... PRO
Contributed by D. Greg Ebie on Sep 20, 2007 (message contributor)
Just for fun let’s have a top ten list of "How to Know when you are growing old."
10. The gleam in your eye is the sun hitting your bifocals.
09. You get winded playing cards.
08. You know all the answers but nobody asks the questions.
07. You need your glasses to find your glasses.
06. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
05. Your children begin to look middle aged.
04. You turn out the light for economy instead of romance.
03. Everything...
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