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Top 10 Reasons Why There Was No Room For Joseph ... PRO
Contributed by David Owens on Dec 26, 2006 (message contributor)
Top 10 Reasons why there was no room for Joseph and Mary in the Inn.
10. The Roman Government’s “Buy one night, get a second free” promotion was a bit too successful.
9. The only room left was by the ice machine.
8. The Nazareth Shriners tore up the place the night before.
7. The innkeeper didn’t accept the Judean Express Card.
6. It was the weekend of the Caesar Impersonators convention.
5. The last pregnant lady riding a donkey took all their towels.
4. The health department had shut them down because of an E. coli outbreak.
3. The innkeeper’s wife wouldn’t let...
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Few College Football Coaches Have Made A Point ... PRO
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Oct 18, 2000
Few college football coaches have made a point against drugs as effectively as Erk Russell of Georgia Southern College. He arranged for a couple of good ol’ country boys to burst into a routine team meeting and throw a writhing, hissing, six-foot-long rattlesnake onto a table in front of the squad. ...read more
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Life At Its Best An Extensive Survey Was ... PRO
Contributed by Ed Wood on Jul 6, 2004
LIFE AT ITS BEST An extensive survey was conducted in the United States by a leading polling agency. Questionnaires were distributed to people of various ages and occupations. The key question was this: What are you looking for most in life? When the results were compiled, the analysts were ...read more
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It's Time To Make New Year Resolutions. Have ... PRO
Contributed by Dan Mahan on Jan 1, 2007
It’s time to make New Year resolutions. Have you made yours yet? Last New Years I made 6 resolutions and I am proud to say that I kept them all year long. I ...read more
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A Young Man Was At A New Year's Party. He Asks ... PRO
Contributed by Dan Mahan on Jan 1, 2007
A young man was at a New Year’s party. He asks his friend for a cigarette. The friend replied “I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,” The young man answered ’I’m in the process of quitting, Right now, I am in the middle of phase ...read more
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Boynton, Florida - For Their Attempt To Raise ... PRO
Contributed by Scott Miller on Dec 21, 2004
Boynton, Florida - For their attempt to raise money to attend the police academy, Michael Harrison and Kevin Carter were arrested ...read more
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