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Have You Heard Of The New Scientific Theory? ...
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on May 8, 2006 (message contributor)
Have you heard of the new scientific theory? "When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat’s back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system." (source: jokes.christiansunite.com)
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Contributed by Randy Leckliter on Sep 16, 2002
FAITHFUL INSTRUCTIONS There was a man who got lost in the desert. After wandering around for a long time his throat became very dry, about that time he saw a little shack in the distance. He made his way over to the shack and found a water pump with a small jug of water and a note. The note ...read more
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God's Forgiveness Is Not For Decoration It Is ... PRO
Contributed by Ralph Mayhew on Sep 16, 2002
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A Greek Author From Caria Named Phlegon Wrote ... PRO
Contributed by Eddie Snipes on Nov 11, 2000
A Greek author from Caria named Phlegon wrote about the darkness that occurred in the 4th year of the 202nd Olympiad (equivilant to 33 A.D.). "There was the greatest eclipse of the sun. It became as night in the sixth hour of the day (noon) so that the stars even appeared in the ...read more
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Estaba Leyendo Esta Semana Hacerca De Esta Mujer ...
Contributed by Miguel Rubio on Sep 16, 2002
Estaba leyendo esta semana hacerca de esta mujer que como toda buena madre de familia, andaba a la carrera tratando de lograr todas las metas diarias que se habia trazado, y encima de todo, tenia una cita medica con el especialista, a la que estaba llegando tarde; por lo que enmedio de su prisa, no ...read more
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