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Joke: A Guy Named Pete Gets A Job As A Switchman ... PRO
Contributed by Timothy Jones on Jan 13, 2003 (message contributor)
JOKE: A guy named Pete gets a job as a switchman with the railroad, and he had weeks of training. Finally the day came, and the supervisor takes him into the switch booth to test his readiness. The following conversation takes place:
Supervisor: "Imagine you were sitting here alone and you learned there was a train coming from the North on that track, and another coming from the South on the same track. What would you do?"
Pete: "I’d throw this switch right here and put one train on the other track."
Supervisor: And what if that switch didn’t work?"
Pete: "I’d go down to the track and throw that big switch lever there, putting one train on the other track."
Supervisor: "And what if that switch lever didn’t work?"
Pete: "Then I’d come back here and call the dispatcher to stop both trains."
Supervisor: "And what if the phone...
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Perseverance--Gianni Poli Of Italy Won The 1986 ... PRO
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The Count Of Monte Cristo Tells The Story Of ... PRO
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