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One morning I got a text from my daughter about 4 days before Father's Day and we exchanged these texts.

Dad, what size shirt do you wear. Large, Extra Large, or Extra, Extra Large.

Me: Extra Large.

What size pants do you wear?

Me: 36 by 34

What size shoes do you wear in dress and tennis shoes?

Me: Size 12, and to keep you from having to ask, by wallet holds $50 and $100 bills in stacks of 10.

So what you're saying you need is a smaller wallet.Ok

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