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Father's Day Gift
Contributed by Rick Gillespie- Mobley on Jun 26, 2024 (message contributor)
One morning I got a text from my daughter about 4 days before Father's Day and we exchanged these texts.
Dad, what size shirt do you wear. Large, Extra Large, or Extra, Extra Large.
Me: Extra Large.
What size pants do you wear?
Me: 36 by 34
What size shoes do you wear in dress and tennis shoes?
Me: Size 12, and to keep you from having to ask, by wallet holds $50 and $100 bills in stacks of 10.
So what you're saying you need is a smaller wallet.Ok
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