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Bloopers In The Bulletin
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Jul 11, 2023 (message contributor)
The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
In case you arrive after services start, our Ushers will eat latecomers.
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung today without musical accomplishment.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when Billy Bob Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The entire congregation is invited to attend and watch this tragedy.
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