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You Are Full Of Baloney!
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Feb 13, 2022 (message contributor)
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A REALLY BAD DAD JOKE?????
It was a nice summer day when 2 flies came upon a picnic lunch. Finding only baloney, they promptly ate their fill.
The flies then flew to a nearby well for a drink, then they sat on the pump handle to rest and talk.
After a few minutes, one said he had to leave and flew off, only to drop dead after a few feet. Then the second fly flew off, and he, too, dropped dead.
MORAL of the STORY: DON'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF BALONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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