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Best Tithing Joke Ever!
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Jan 31, 2022 (message contributor)
BEST TITHING JOKE EVER!
Two men were marooned on a deserted Island. One man paced back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself.
The first man said to the second man, "Aren’t you afraid that we are about to die?"
"No," said the second man, "I make $100,000 a week and tithe faithfully ten percent of my salary to my church every single week of the year. I guarantee you...my Pastor will find me!"
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