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Misunderstanding
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Aug 23, 2021 (message contributor)
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter Amanda to answer the phone. And kids view the world differently sometimes. Literally. She answered the phone obediently, "Hello, this is Amanda. Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
[source: atimetolaugh.org].
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