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They Keep You Quiet In Church
Contributed by John Bright on Apr 27, 2021 (message contributor)
A 6-year-old girl was sitting in church with her very fidgety 4-year-old brother. She spoke to him with a stern voice, “You’re supposed to be quiet in church.”
So her brother asked, “Whose gonna make me?”
She pointed to the back of the church, “See those guys, they are call Hushers.”
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