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The Lord Will Provide The Ram
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Oct 7, 2019 (message contributor)
. Abraham announced to Isaac one day that he had decided to upgrade their family computer to Windows 10. So they traveled to the mountain to download the upgrade.
As they neared the top of the hill, Isaac said, "But father, we don't have enough memory!"
To which Abraham replied, "Don't worry, my son, the Lord will provide the RAM."
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