How Football Is Relative To Church  PRO

{HOW FOOTBALL IS RELATIVE TO CHURCH}

1.QUATERBACK SNEAK-CHURCH MEMBERS QUIETLY LEAVING DURING THE CLOSING HYMN.

2.DRAW PLAY-WHAT MANY KIDS DO WITH THE ORDER OF

SERVICE DURING WORSHIP.

3.HALF TIME-THE PERIOD BETWEEN SUNDAY SCHOOL AND WORSHIP WHEN MANY CHOOSE TO LEAVE.

4.TRAP PLAY-YOU"RE CALLED ON TO PRAY AND ARE A SLEEP.

5.SYAYING IN THE POCKET-WHAT HAPPENS TO ALOT OF MONEY THAT SHOULD BE GIVING TO THE LORD"S WORK.

6.BENCHWARMER-THOSE WHO DO NOT PRAY,SING,WORK,OR APPARENTLY DO ANY THING BUT SIT.

7.TWO-MINUTE WARNING-THE POINT AT WHICH YOU REALIZE THE SERMON IS ALMOST OVER AND BEGIN TO GATHER UP THE CHILDREN AND BELONGINGS.

8.SUDEN DEATH-WHAT HAPPENS...

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