{HOW FOOTBALL IS RELATIVE TO CHURCH}
1.QUATERBACK SNEAK-CHURCH MEMBERS QUIETLY LEAVING DURING THE CLOSING HYMN.
2.DRAW PLAY-WHAT MANY KIDS DO WITH THE ORDER OF
SERVICE DURING WORSHIP.
3.HALF TIME-THE PERIOD BETWEEN SUNDAY SCHOOL AND WORSHIP WHEN MANY CHOOSE TO LEAVE.
4.TRAP PLAY-YOU"RE CALLED ON TO PRAY AND ARE A SLEEP.
5.SYAYING IN THE POCKET-WHAT HAPPENS TO ALOT OF MONEY THAT SHOULD BE GIVING TO THE LORD"S WORK.
6.BENCHWARMER-THOSE WHO DO NOT PRAY,SING,WORK,OR APPARENTLY DO ANY THING BUT SIT.
7.TWO-MINUTE WARNING-THE POINT AT WHICH YOU REALIZE THE SERMON IS ALMOST OVER AND BEGIN TO GATHER UP THE CHILDREN AND BELONGINGS.
8.SUDEN DEATH-WHAT HAPPENS
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